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uncannykyle.bsky.social
Data wrangler and dad by day, werewolf by night. I shook hands with the other guy in N'Sync once!
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There’s like three Johnny Depps worth of Divorced Dad Energy coming out of the White House today.

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“I can’t wait for more color and fun to return to the DC Universe!” Meanwhile I haven’t finished Creature Commandos because the episode where a bunch of children die in a fire was a bit much for me.

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*cries in responsible adult*

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The studio behind Dragonball FighterZ announced they’re making a Marvel fighting game and my tiny nipples went to France

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If you bought one of Taylor Swift’s “Taylor’s Version” albums before she got her rights back, she should send you the original too. She can afford it.

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“Switch 2 is out this week!” Yeah you all have fun, I’m spending the week paying to get my car running, my kid’s migraines treated and my dog cremated. I'm seeing if I can finally get into “Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker” on my PSP.

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I have read all 232 issues of @brianmbendis.bsky.social’s Avengers run on Marvel Unlimited in the last two weeks or so. I give it 11/10, very good.

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2024: “Haha I bet if ‘King of the Hill’ comes back Dale will be in prison for Jan 6th.” 2025: “I lost my health insurance and my kid caught measles from an unvaccinated kid.”

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Happy pride to u pimps

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If anybody was cuckolded by ELON MUSK of all people, it was Family Dollar Norman Osborn here.

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Reject modernity, embrace tradition. Borrow CDs from your library and rip them to your old MP3 player.

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Friendly reminder you can get an MP3 player at Five Below for like $20, a DVD Drive for like another $20, borrow every CD your library has, rip them to a micro SD card you probably bought for your 3DS ten years ago, and cancel Spotify.

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