unclescorpion.bsky.social
My name isn't actually Uncle Scorpion, it's just a made up name that I wish was my real name. I have a hard time with a lot of things.
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I remember in the season preview the guy from Puck Soup saying something along the lines of "We have some of the worst goaltending in the league, let's not change anything."
No amount of Michkovs could fix that.
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Some's rippin into the Dole Whipz at Ye Olde Polynesian. Jelly.
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This wasn't in my pocketcasts ready to go for my morning commute and now my day is totally ruined ðŸ˜
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Love you guys and I sort of understand.....but when your site becomes more ad than content you cross a line where I will not bother going there anymore.
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#important
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I don't think I need Crusader Kings 4 yet because I already have Crusader Kings 3.
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if the real Evil Gritty couldn't be bothered to get off his ass and come to bluesky then it's up to a different hero to take up the mantle
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Greg, stay on Bluesky!
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Yeah because you don't send your Age of Empires 2 villagers to lose badly in sim racing.
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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And the Flyers buzzsaw.
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Don't worry, now that I know how terrible it is I won't bother checking in next year.
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Really kinda makes you wish there were way fewer regular season NHL games so they mattered more, huh
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Tell me you never rode Velocicoaster without telling me you never road Velicocoaster 🥴🙄
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I'm just worried about the horse poop.
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I love how it's supposed to be chill but it's actually pretty much just a Rallycar simulator. It'd be cool if the cars moved less goofily.
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Or like, a fortress or wall.
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My dong.
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Kinda wish you still did. That sounds rad.
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The carpeting where I am is TOO soft. Like, I'm being invited to lay down. I am not ashamed.
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I think he's saving up for a procedure to get his face un-bent.
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I tried and I was behind like 32,000 other people. I'll just go watch the NIN VHS.
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NOBODY predicted the Doohan haircut. Crazy times.
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T O N Y D I C K
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He shoulda taken it off some jumps
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This is cute of the Bears to try, but where is the guy I have never heard of that they will actually end up hiring? Is he scheduled yet?
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Who did you get a jersey of?
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That cheezy is undeniable. Am I allowed to add random stuff to it on certain occasions or no.
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Paired with a nice frappuccino (authentic not that starbucks crud please), would be heaven.
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Dude, we get it. You're overweight.
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I feel like Farabee is the most "generic guy" on the team. I really don't like him.
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Why is he hanging out in a hospital
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New to F1 this season but I absolutely loved Monza. Seems like a real classic.
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Haha why would they bother releasing this image....it's so bad.
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youtu.be/tfan5MacmsI?...
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Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl. I love them so much.
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I wish Indy Cars didn't look so penisy
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Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.
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Sadly definitely will need to be moving on from Jenkems this off-season. Was really hoping he was it but the injuries just never stop.
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Ok so here's the plan: Score an insane goal. Easy.
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Hey Bluesky, I love you but I really don't give a shit about the Leafs. Please fix.
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Oh yikes
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youtu.be/9Rqf5bZSjWk?... This was an amazing look at Williams' rebuild operation. Crazy to see an F1 car arrive back at the facility in chunks in a cardboard box.