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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

Heh. Heheh. Heheheheh. Hahahaha.

Season finale of The Rehearsal caps off an incredible season of television with maybe one of the best season finales that I’ve ever seen. Genius shit.

🎶SKALDOVAAAAA🎶 #NaddPod

I am loving Skaldova. NADDPOD…it is good.

Accurate

"She was also Gaza’s youngest influencer, offering practical survival tips for daily life under bombardment, such as advice on how to cook with improvised methods when there was no gas. 'I try to bring a bit of joy to the other children so that they can forget the war. '”

One of the great under-reported stories of Trump’s ignorance (insanity?) is that for years he has made repeated comments about stealth fighters which suggest he believes they are literally invisible in the sky. His weirdness cannot be overstated.

If Mara Jade cannot exist, then I think Luke and Kleya should date. Tsundere-ass romcom potential. #StarWars

Again, Charlie Cale’s cool as hell.

BREAKING: With Andor coming to an end, experts warn America's strategic supply of beautiful severe women who should be on my television a lot has dropped to dangerously low levels

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

It’s Kleya. #Andor

Hmm. Seems like someone could sue someone about this kind of rhetoric.

Watching the new season of #PokerFace. One, Charlie Cale remains the coolest, hottest woman alive. Two, I knew Cynthia Erivo was talented, but man, she is *really* good at this acting thing, right?

What kind of watch craftsman would misspell Trump? The kind that also creates boner honey

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my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

Still making my way through Andor S2. Bix.

MURRAY: Whose decision was it to hold back childcare funding? RFK: (vapid meltdown) MURRAY: Cool. Whose decision was it to hold back childcare funding? RFK: (quietly) We did it

Remember just weeks ago the GOP was bragging about how they were threatening to sue Dems for defamation for saying they wanted to cut Medicaid? And a billboard company removed ads in response?

anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.

It is genuinely so hard to fight against people who have no compunction or shame about lying. They just lie! And then the rest of us have to both debunk the lie AND make the counterargument. It's exhausting and stupid and also so effective, it makes me feel like I'm losing my M I N D

"adapt or die"? you guys can't even write an email for chrissakes

Andor is one of the best television shows ever made.

Forest Whitaker’s take on Saw is plain wild. I love it so much. #Andor

yeah no shit the guy is a liar

I’m late. But this is such a banger. #Andor youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?...

I have bigger problems in in my life rn

that one scene in SINNERS is one of the most breathtaking feats of cinema i've seen in years. coogler is cooking.

WGAE confirms all union members of Polygon were fired as part of the sale to Valnet.