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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

Democrats need to fucking run straight to the end zone with that Musk tweet about Epstein

Twin Peaks: Donna Hayward at the Roadhouse.

very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

1. Support trans rights no matter what because it is the right thing to do. 2. People respond to leaders who have clear convictions, not poll-based triangulation. That’s what leadership *is*. You lead, others follow.

Good.

Art by • Blas Gallego

They killed the DOG . The lit their HOUSE on fire They were targeting these men for TWO YEARS There’s no big tent for this . They want the power to do this and their willing to KILL for it

*spit take*

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

What kind of evil bastard do you have to be to willingly do this?

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

Heh. Heheh. Heheheheh. Hahahaha.

Season finale of The Rehearsal caps off an incredible season of television with maybe one of the best season finales that I’ve ever seen. Genius shit.

🎶SKALDOVAAAAA🎶 #NaddPod

I am loving Skaldova. NADDPOD…it is good.

Accurate

"She was also Gaza’s youngest influencer, offering practical survival tips for daily life under bombardment, such as advice on how to cook with improvised methods when there was no gas. 'I try to bring a bit of joy to the other children so that they can forget the war. '”

One of the great under-reported stories of Trump’s ignorance (insanity?) is that for years he has made repeated comments about stealth fighters which suggest he believes they are literally invisible in the sky. His weirdness cannot be overstated.

If Mara Jade cannot exist, then I think Luke and Kleya should date. Tsundere-ass romcom potential. #StarWars

Again, Charlie Cale’s cool as hell.

BREAKING: With Andor coming to an end, experts warn America's strategic supply of beautiful severe women who should be on my television a lot has dropped to dangerously low levels

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

It’s Kleya. #Andor

Hmm. Seems like someone could sue someone about this kind of rhetoric.

Watching the new season of #PokerFace. One, Charlie Cale remains the coolest, hottest woman alive. Two, I knew Cynthia Erivo was talented, but man, she is *really* good at this acting thing, right?

What kind of watch craftsman would misspell Trump? The kind that also creates boner honey

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my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

Still making my way through Andor S2. Bix.

MURRAY: Whose decision was it to hold back childcare funding? RFK: (vapid meltdown) MURRAY: Cool. Whose decision was it to hold back childcare funding? RFK: (quietly) We did it

Remember just weeks ago the GOP was bragging about how they were threatening to sue Dems for defamation for saying they wanted to cut Medicaid? And a billboard company removed ads in response?

anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.

It is genuinely so hard to fight against people who have no compunction or shame about lying. They just lie! And then the rest of us have to both debunk the lie AND make the counterargument. It's exhausting and stupid and also so effective, it makes me feel like I'm losing my M I N D

"adapt or die"? you guys can't even write an email for chrissakes