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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
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AARON RODGERS, PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER A 31-18 LOSS AT HOME: haha yeah, I saw him on the jumbotron. “the dogefather.” that was a pretty cool moment, you know those are the sorts of things that make this weird job of mine fun ME: I’m going to become Bane

failed physical designation save me

WEAPONS

the National Breakup Song Warning System actually rates this at a “No Children”

same

famously adaptable Arthur Smith. no matter the situation, he can adapt it to involve getting the ball to MyCole Pruitt

JD Vance hoping this set of parents has someone who wants him

anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup

crowding around the Discourse like it's the fountain at the mall so I can throw my single Lmao in for good luck

This is definitely the best day on social media since Trump got covid

in the end there was nobody coming to save me

does musk really think the play here is to tell people he (ostensibly single-handedly) elected a pedophile in order to get tax cuts and starlink contracts

portfolio manager putting a sticker on his laptop that says I BOUGHT $TSLA BEFORE WE KNEW HE WAS CRAZY

first screenshot looks like a recent divorcee reacting to their ex posting what’s in the second screenshot

it’s so fortunate this is happening now and not when I was in college

Browser extension to replace “Democrats” in politico headlines with “a couple of people”

I have tomorrow off work so I’m at a bar drinking a 12oz pour that’s 25% the first image and 75% the second image. Unclear if this is for literally anyone but me. The speakers playing “My My Metrocard” by Le Tigre adds to the effect, I think

this is the specific outcome treatlers voted for and I will die mad about it

the kelces had matt stafford on their podcast and were talking about a make-a-wish kid getting to spend the day with aaron donald and he had the kid puking in the weight room so i think AD might be the goat option

you ever see the Better Off Ted episode where Ted realizes there’s a group of employees who don’t like him and loses his mind about it

this is making me realize that the “TACO” meme came from finance bros, who are the exact kind of fratty to pick a childish euphemism for pussy on purpose

hard to see yourself as the protagonist of reality if the plot continues without you