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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
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with no context, guess what this is replying to

at a lull during my first trip to Chicago and trip friends have put on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off as background noise. modern-day Ferris Bueller would be a DOGE hire

Wiz Khalifa save me

the splash play... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"

sign an old quarterback on a team-friendly deal and see if he has some magic left

Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard: - the term "crash out"

they got our asses

update: the stand with the jack and coke float is some of the best value I’ve ever gotten at a sporting event. a good-sized soft serve pull and also an entire airplane bottle of whiskey in this thing

starting a movement against Corporate Traditional Values. no corporations at church. boycott happy dad seltzer for trying to appropriate straight culture

this is the politics version of “I bet the troops could win the Super Bowl”

I hear this in my head a lot

NO COPS AT RAINBOW ROAD

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the one time I made a “she/on my/til I” joke in real life was like three or four years ago and I still occasionally stare at the ceiling at 2am about it

Cooper is fundraising for Earls, it seems, if not exactly hitting the campaign trail. But like, if he wants to get elected to something, he should really start raising his own money soon

this is what sue thought was gonna come out when she reused the activator

gonna be honest, the language in this article is stronger than I expected

I am repeating to myself that I don’t need this tank, but maybe you - the person reading this - do

first time flying all year. never thought I’d find myself missing Alejandro Mayorkas but man do I not like seeing Kristi Noem on the screens with DHS messages

the musk ruse was a distaction from the real issues (new oliver anthony single out this week). I am going to be president one day

AARON RODGERS, PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER A 31-18 LOSS AT HOME: haha yeah, I saw him on the jumbotron. “the dogefather.” that was a pretty cool moment, you know those are the sorts of things that make this weird job of mine fun ME: I’m going to become Bane

failed physical designation save me

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