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Would you buy unpainted furniture from my store? He/Him. Smart-ass leftist.
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In Rome and saw someone posting up ads with his bicycle propped next to him. I wanted to steal the bike so he can experience one of the greatest Italian films ever but he probably wouldn’t appreciate it. Kids these days. Sheesh.

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As someone who was born in and saw Waco often, this is astonishing.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

June 14 is my wedding anniversary. It’s also Flag Day. It is NOT some military dick-stroking event for a draft-dodger convicted felon. But those who want to make it TACO Day - I’m all for that.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Donald Trump has killed at least 200,000 US citizens mostly elders through deliberate COVID disinformation and slow response, and in collaboration with Elon Musk at least 300,000 people, mostly children by cutting USAID. Altogether Trump has killed at least 500,000 people.

submitted 15 days ago • 126 comments

Y’all know the cars get set on fire when the Lakers win, too?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

🏆 I love LA.

submitted 18 days ago • 395 comments

In the midnight hour she cried Moore, More, Moore With a rebel yell she cried Moore, More, Moore

submitted 19 days ago • 158 comments

Just because Jason doesn't like Freddy anymore doesn't mean he's suddenly good for campers, you know?

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

Get the fuckin’ quote right, Uniqlo. You paid for the licensing already.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Pride to all my LGTBQ+ friends! Except one. You know who you are. Twat.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

There has yet to be a great steeplechase racing movie.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

My principal decided a month ago all teachers must send their lesson plan to her every week. This is stupid. Especially considering we are finishing up the school year and turning in grades this week. this week mine looks fine but it’sthe first of the lyrics to REM’s “It’s the End of the World”

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Twice this week I’ve seen a Waymo make an illegal turn in LA traffic. Ordered one tonight. It drove off right as I approached. Tried again - same thing. ITS LEARNING, PEOPLE. ITS BECOMING ASSHOLES LIKE US! SKYNET IS UPON US!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

A parent got me THC gummies as a teacher’s appreciation gift. That’s a first for me.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

This is definitely the first Pope to know the words to the Super Bowl Shuffle.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

The feeling you get watching Deion Sanders and Donald Trump’s favorite pick fall in the NFL Draft is called … Shedeurfreude

submitted 59 days ago • 52 comments

Used the Transit app to take me from work to the car mechanic. App said I would be dropped off very close to it. I’d just have to cross tthe 405 freeway. In LA. At rush hour. it was 40 years almost up the hour when I got hit by car crossing the street. I’m thought about it. Can’t happen 2x’s?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Just flipped off a Waymo if you want to know how I am mentally. Now it’s gonna go all SkyNet on me. I’m sure of it.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I have known Cheryl Hines since 1999, and if I see her again, I will implore her to kick her husband in the crotch until his voice changes to normal. Or he accepts medical research. Whichever comes first.

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Texas measles cases reach 400. Send in the Dallas Cowboys to stop this, they can’t catch anything.

submitted 86 days ago • 18 comments

Gavin Newsom is like an AI-created candidate where they asked for what seems like a perfect Dem presidential candidate. But like AI creations, there’s something a little off. Like having six fingers, an extra arm, or siding with tech corporations all the time.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Went and got a measles booster today. Because I somehow got onto the stupidest timeline possible.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I just called Chat GPT a “twatwaddle,” so that’s where I am mentally.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments