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unrelentingusurper.bsky.social
One day God will kill me but he is really going to have to work for it
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when you’re so racist you don’t let your workers have a day off for a holiday recognizing the end of slavery

lifeguardin'

fluttershy tries soju #mlp

a lil ginger for u to enjoy

I used to have nightmares about getting a pet and forgetting to feed it. I have not had a single one of those dreams since getting Heater because there is not a chance in Hell she will let me forget breakfast.

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

An Ohio man drove his car into a sheriff’s deputy, killing him in what the authorities said appeared to be an intentional act that happened the day after the driver’s 18-year-old son had been shot and killed by the Cincinnati police.

sketch

@tonyzaret.bsky.social X Flummox collab that no one asked for, but here we are. Southern Progress is out NOW youtu.be/DbcoUyXQEHw?...

the only regret with transitioning i have is that i didn’t act on it sooner even though it’s what i wanted. in the last decade we finally got a point where it was socially acceptable for people to transition younger, and they’re trying to take that away and it breaks my heart

Wat the hell

A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong

53 years old.

We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable

Xfinity sucks so fucking bad I really wish there was literally any other option

She loves when I skip work to lay in bed

Under observation.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

buying microsoft products funds genocide

Sorry about how long the video is taking. I think I might have solved the main problem with the world permanently this time though

i wanna chase someone thru the woods rn

me and mynotar did an art thing kiki bouba 🟦💪

found my new favorite crypto guy

Resharing this older, horrible thing. Happy Easter!

how about you suck my dick the long way you fucking moron

suddenly relevant...

uh oh! shirley's bad habits are showing!!!

Oh fuck I was reversing out of my driveway and I think I backed over the Pope 😬

just heard about pope francis. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

doll'd up wolf

It's a weird world where the shittier a piece of software looks, the more I trust it. The fancy looking ones? They're going to steal my data or extort me in pricing or just not work. Crappy looking tools made by some random dude? This shit is going to get the job done and do nothing else.

Now, then, forever

yeah i got a fucking juluis for you. it's drugged. i drugged this julius. it's a drugs julius. i'm not telling you what drug it is though. make sure you drink it while you're driving.

“You don’t belong” Old low poly art.

what a beautiful morning to have a curse 🪄☕️

#SIGNALIS I don't have ammo (reupload)

Thank you for that, Slackbot.