uphillwheezer.bsky.social
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Nobody wants him here, not the royals, not the politicians, not the public. Time to stop pimping out our country's history and traditions just to bend the knee to vermin like Trump.
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As if airlines losing 1 in 100 checked bags makes it a rare event for the travelling public.
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Doesn't have to be trucks this time, there could be a variety of vehicles or just random sheds and containers already in place, waiting for the right moment to pop open and let fun commence.
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Under Reform's plans for the NHS, every patient will be issued Morris Dancing gowns so they can summon nursie in a patriotic and traditional way.
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The threat of re-emergent memories of being bullied at school. Gotta keep those suppressed.
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Yes, but to echo what the great man Gove once said, she's 'had enough of experts' telling her what not to eat! And quite right too, she's taken back control of her bowels! Brexit is an unstoppable movement.
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If Starmer BETRAYS BREXIT we'll all have to eat fresh veg, fish and rice. No bacon, no sausage, chips just once in a week. Will no-one think of the poor gastroenterologists put out of a job?
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It's so dumb, as if aping Reform badly will tempt one Reform voter away.
Reform are just better at being bigoted arseholes, and will always attract those votes.
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Though some are reporting this was drones launched from within Russia? Incredible either way.
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Shows what can happen if Ukraine is actually allowed to fight.
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Mickey Mouse murals are his Kryptonite.
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And that paved the way for the people of Brentwood to enjoy the blingy SUVs, mansculpting, lip fillers and jeggings they are known for today.
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Seems a bit on the low side, are we sure he's middle class enough to generate sympathy?
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Features team: "What could have forced a respectable family man to act this way? Did despair at Starmer's Britain cause this?"
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They should listen, he clearly knows quite a bit about the misery of empty loneliness.
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It is a poison, but mainly for cancer cells. Which is the point.
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'The game was never so fair and I am done!'
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When you can write 'one sentence horror' stories like that about your country's treatment of legitimate travellers, you know you have a problem.
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What's up dog?
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Nonsense, the mighty Bob Jenrick is our own shining beacon of strong-chinned integrity, compassion and pure intellect. Like Vance, he'd never discard his entire moral compass in favour of performative, populist cruelty.
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Another NATO provocation.
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In entirely unrelated, and totally non-triggering to dear leader, news:
www.newsweek.com/greenland-tr...
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Burgeouise? Is that the class of people who can afford Five Guys?
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Trump doesn't care if Harvard goes bust because it can't get international students. He prefers the poorly-educated, after all.
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Silently? You should have offered up a full explanation of how a RBMK reactor can explode, even though this was considered impossible prior to Chernobyl. Complete with Legasov flipchart.
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I love the indignant - 'I was winning that fight, why did you have to spoil it?'
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Someone is presently being loaded into an artillery piece.
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Zelensky has friends everywhere. Except in the White House.
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I suspect Pom Klementieff's career as an action hero was already fairly well up and running before she joined the MI franchise.
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Do statements made in Congress have protection from defamation actions? Obviously she's dumb as a rock if she repeated the allegations on Twitter, there's definitely no protection there.
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Nice jerseys
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A large proportion of them would like to see the return of Thatcher.
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Referring to Zelensky as 'strong' is progress though. Trump categorises everyone by the strong/weak metric and is far more deferential towards those he perceives as 'strongmen'.
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Turns out an empathy deficiency is not conducive to forming successful relationships.
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They seem very angry over on those sunlit uplands.
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New 'Worst job in the world' just landed.
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In fairness, it's tough to find anything 'Don Jr says' that is true or makes sense. I hope treatment goes well for you.
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Good survival instinct there.
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He'll be flecked with foam from a raging presenter inside a minute.
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Plus 80% of 80-year-olds have cancer cells within the prostate, so it's likely that Donald has a few lurking about too. Most elderly men have them, but will die from something else. PSA is not necessarily a reliable indicator, and symptoms may be absent even in well-developed cancer.
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'Follow me, and I will make you stretchers of men'
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That's weird, we're still out of the EU, and likely to remain so. That's what the vote was for, not any of the other economy-destroying shit that's been lumped in with it.
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What an appalling piece of garbage.
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Couldn't you just write a program to input random prompts into the AI 24 hours a day?
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Imagine questioning the need for the 'war on terror' while sitting in the place at the heart of the 9/11 plot. Why not go the whole hog and unveil a memorial plaque for all the 'brave Saudis' who gave their lives that day?
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Plus - they often drive poorly, handle dreadfully on our roads and mostly look ridiculous.
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Nothing says pro-life better than a bit of domestic terrorism.
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When genocide isn't going fast enough, try a bit of ethnic cleansing and forced relocation!
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As the great Jacob Rees-Mogg said, they are clearly happier fish under British rule, we can't let them be backslide into the misery of being French. 😜
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Ah, he really thought the leopard would have enough darker-skinned faces to chew on. Now it's all 'rule of law' this and 'constitution' that. Bless his heart.