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This piece is bonkers and you should read it. It's by @bryce.lol obv

submitted 10 days ago • 22 comments

Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said Young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy It's fun to shout at the

submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

submitted 23 days ago • 99 comments

Love this. In his “I Agree” installation Dima Yarovinsky-Yahel took the content from terms of service statements for companies like Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, Tinder and printed them out on A4 paper with a standard font size for legal contracts to demonstrate the length of these agreements.

submitted 24 days ago • 24 comments

🎶 Charged a levy on my Chevy and the levy was high... 🎶

submitted 42 days ago • 22 comments

The lesson of Donald Trump’s business career would seem to be, to adapt Keynes, that Donald Trump can remain irrational longer than Donald Trump can remain solvent.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Brilliant!!

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I'm pretty critical of some of the decisions of 2010-15 myself but this kind of hyperbole cauterizes intelligent attempts to critique public policy. The government that brought in the pupil premium and included the likes of Nick Gibb and David Laws is NOT the same as Trump. It's silly

submitted 70 days ago • 12 comments

Really useful summary open.substack.com/pub/hannahri...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Lovely palate cleanser

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

🇩🇪 Germany: one nation, two societies.

submitted 87 days ago • 7 comments

Good to see so many wise replies to this: that people hate Ozempic because they think being fat is a moral sin and that the solution to it should be for the sinning fatties to be punished.

submitted 93 days ago • 34 comments

How Is She So Bad At This? My, um, mixed review of PMQs.... thecritic.co.uk/how-...

submitted 98 days ago • 11 comments

#ThrowbackThursday A million years ago, I used to work for a sheet music company — I was one of the transcribers — and we did several R.E.M. folios and one-offs.

submitted 104 days ago • 17 comments

A while ago, @wangleberry.bsky.social and I made a shocking discovery. By writing a caption, hiding that caption, and having another person draw an unrelated Thing, the caption and the drawing inevitably resolve into a perfect New Yorker cartoon. We've blown the whole thing wide open. Thread:

submitted 127 days ago • 12 comments

Given her competence displayed over recent months, I think Starmer is making a big assumption that she actually remembered to vote for herself. Or that she would vote Tory in a future election

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

👏👏👏👏👏

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait for the day when Torsten and Olaf become cab minister/perm sec opposite numbers like Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey except they’re identical twins

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

👏👏👏

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Boris Johnson, 2019: “awful lot of money & an awful lot of police time now goes into these historic offences...£60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse...what on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?” www.theguardian.com/politics/201...

submitted 135 days ago • 28 comments

When you failed to become a fire truck driver, made some money and let your inner child buy a number plate

submitted 149 days ago • 3 comments

America: our life expectancy is terrible, we must restrict the availability of- rest of the world: guns? America: vaccines.

submitted 155 days ago • 9 comments

At the very least we can say that they went of their own accord.

submitted 159 days ago • 10 comments

Civilised disagreement to previous skeet (bloot?)

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

This is really interesting - read the whole thread though

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Aleister Crowley, Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers, Santa appears

submitted 179 days ago • 18 comments

Rees-Moggs, meet the Rees-Moggs They're the modern Georgian family From the, west of Harptree Lost a really big majority

submitted 182 days ago • 6 comments

MY ATTORNEY GENERAL WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'VE GOT A SISTER

submitted 188 days ago • 9 comments

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

submitted 188 days ago • 275 comments

Is there a major anti-incumbent wave since the post-COVID inflation surge? Decided to go through this systematically. Incumbent government performance in wealthy democracies since March 2022, when Ukraine invasion really spiked things upwards: 🧵

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submitted 222 days ago • 24 comments

Not many people are aware of this, but the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' bandanas denote their political allegiance - Conservative, Labour, UKIP, & Ulster loyalist.

submitted 222 days ago • 5 comments

At least he hid it as a middle name, unlike the parents of Heath Ledger, Cameron Mackintosh and Major Tom Moore.

submitted 228 days ago • 2 comments

But they were all of them deceived, for a 6th Mambo was made

submitted 229 days ago • 16 comments

INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness ME: lunges across desk

submitted 231 days ago • 2 comments

there's just an incredible amount to digest here

submitted 254 days ago • 7 comments

Stalingrad made me actually snort coffee

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

One of the many things I love about working at the FT is that I share a desk with Gideon Rachman. This, marvellous, impeccably-sourced column has been haunting me since he first told me about it. Now it can haunt you, too:

submitted 569 days ago • 3 comments

He's not wrong.

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments