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vale.rocks
Front-end developer, designer, dabbler, and avid user of the superpowered information superhighway. ✧ https://vale.rocks ✧ https://fedi.vale.rocks/vale
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Sometimes I find myself thinking about the fact that Google's Material Symbols has an icon called "Skull List". I'm sure that's nothing...

A few days ago I wrote a message and forgot to close a parenthesis. I've been talking as an aside ever since, and I can't take it anymore. ) I'm free!

People print websites, so I wrote an article over on @piccalil.li about how to make sure they don't feel the need to pull out all their hair while printing yours. Decimate a rainforest, spend a fortune on some new ink cartridges, unjam the mechanism, print off the article, and give it a read.

I have discovered the old hidden in the new. vale.rocks/micros/20250...

I've found myself redesigning a lot of Vale.Rocks. Not a complete overhaul, but a fairly comprehensive one with a lot of changes. @arielsalminen.com and @sia.codes, you both redesigned your sites recently, so I've decided to blame you guys. Thanks for your understanding.

The new profile cards for Revolt for Web are looking fantastic! #Revolt #RevoltSky

What is it with big corps trying to make "everything apps"? We've already got apps that do everything. Web browsers. I'm talking about web browsers. Just invest in the web. It isn't hard.

I've been captcha'd. They're holding me at a data centre and won't let me go until I point out all the motorcycles, but they keep telling me I'm incorrect. Please send help! The situation is dire.

The users. They yearn for toxicity. They will drag it with them and sew its seeds. Toxicity feeds drama, and drama feeds engagement. The scripture tells us it's true. www.pnas.org/doi/pdf/10.1...

I left my flexbox out in the sun for too long, which caused it to dry up. Now it won't wrap anymore. Do I need to get a new one, or can I rehydrate it somehow?

My website is too energetic. Does anyone know how to calm down hypertext?

How does one stop LinkedIn from serving them two-week-old reheated AI slop? Is there a button for that or..?

Sometimes I read something I've written and think, "Who the hell writes like that?" Then I have the horrifying revelation that it is me. I write like that. Oh dear. #Writing #WritingCommunity #WriterSky

'Did you, or did you not, kill this man?' 'Your honour, he recommended I rewrite my static site with React because, quote, "It's better."' 'The killing was justified. Court dismissed.'

Run this simple Vim substitute command to instantly improve your website's codebase: :%s/button/div/g #WebDev #FrontEndDev

This just in: ‎ People shocked as venture capital backed company with good product/service that was operated unsustainably and at a loss to draw in users enshittifies as backers scramble for return on investment.

Sending love to all the poor folks named Albert who go by Al. None of us saw this coming, and I'm sorry most fonts don't differentiate between 'l' and 'I'.

A fantastic post from @dbushell.com regarding AI slop and its ever-continuing dribble into everything at the cost of better, more well-formed, and intentioned alternatives. dbushell.com/2025/05/30/e...

The natural beauty of watching a database migrating south for the update. #Programming #SQL #DevOps

I just put up a fresh post about unproductive criticism surrounding artificial intelligence with an attempt to advocate for more nuanced, constructive engagement from both sides of the discussion. vale.rocks/posts/ai-cri... #AI #LLM #GenerativeAI

As requested by @dunkirk.sh, here is a video of me turning off my laptop by using my magnet implant to trigger the lid switch. youtube.com/shorts/EdQh_... #BodyMods #Magnet #Implants

Last night I crept into your house under the cover of darkness and made almost imperceivable modifications to your browser's user-agent stylesheet. Changes just impactful enough that you will be mildly inconvenienced. I chucked a few `!important`s in there as well. My evil knows no bounds.