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Butterkist share price:

"I guess I picked the wrong week to stop eating popcorn"

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It can't be long before Frog-Face and Lice kick off like Trump and Musk, can it? Their narcissistic SuperEgos can't co-exist much longer before one of them cracks.

Just got a reply from Ladbrokes and they can't give me a price on #SpoiltBastardGate being word of the year for 2025.

One of those days when you get sick of popcorn you've eaten so much watching the show: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy...

No-one could possibly have guessed it would end like this - like two 4-year olds throwing toys at each other from their prams:

Brilliant! Why couldn't Starmer be this incisive?

"I no longer believe working to get a Reform government elected is a good use of my time". So it's taken Zia Yusuf 11 months to figure out Farage is a narcissist leading an army of fruitcakes, nutjobs and actual racists?

Fit to run a country my arse. Which isn't split anywhere near as much as these charlatans. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If Reform are going to go down the road of dictating modes of dress according to how harmful they consider them to be to the UK as a whole, they'd be better off clamping down on dickwads wearing Hunter wellies, mustard cords and Barbour wax jackets. Especially if they are frog-faced.

NF (F*rage) says abortion laws are “utterly ludicrous.” Always punch a Fascist. ¡No Pasaràn! MPs are watching. We have days to show them: the public backs abortion rights. Join me and sign the petition now! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...

When Farage speaks out on immigration, remember the following. The Brexit he championed to control our borders meant axing the EU’s Dublin III deal which led to a no returns agreement. Result? 45k+ small boat crossings in 2022.

I can't take the credit, but I have just seen the suggestion that "Nigel Always CHickens Out" or NACHO is a good acronym...

Hardly a surprise - this cunt is a far-right grifter of the highest stripe. I used to watch him on X, and he could be relied on to jump on any loony right-wing bandwagon that would pay him. Especially mendacious on vaccines and climate change. He's so bent, Bad Enoch elevated him to the Lords!

I'm waiting for the video of Robert Jenrick chasing tax dodgers - including his former cabinet colleagues - and asking them if they think it's right not pay. But it doesn't seem to have been posted yet.

Says the man who gave us the biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, largest fall in living standards on record and committed the biggest act of self-harm in our history with Brexit. Time to shut the fuck up you shambling oaf.

A Taco Bell-End if ever I saw one.

It really pains me to see the West Indies cricket team being so poor. World cricket is a much better prospect with great West Indian teams imo.

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AS @mrjamesob.bsky.social is wont to say: this is not an opinion, it's just counting.

So does the ruling that the Orange Manbaby's Teriffic Tariffs are illegal mean we can ditch the invite to the Mandarin Motherfucker for the state visit. None of us want vermin like him over here. Maybe apart from Farage.

Twice.

Anyone seen Liz Truss's social media platform yet? I could do with a laugh at the lettuce letters.

Friends of Farage: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I can't be the only one who involuntarily winces every time I hear the words 'Lord Gove'. Emblematic of everything wrong with the UK at present.

Making salad great again: my blue cheese dressing. Ingredients: blue cheese (Shepherd's Purse Yorkshire), fresh parsley, garlic, cream, mayo and a dash of milk to loosen it. Sublime!

Wow - this guy's got a proper scoop here. None of the hacks from the mainstream media seem to have managed to pick up this story yet. Unless they support racists like this ghastly woman that is... www.lbc.co.uk/usa/politics...

We got tax cuts for the wealthy and buying electoral power by giving the cash away. Caused by the Tories prioritising power and wealth over the good of the country. Result: Norway has a fully-funded health system, is welathy, and their SWF owns c.7% of the World's stocks. UK: screwed by greed.

Whatever happened to TV detector vans? They were great!

FFS. This is on the home page of the BBC website at the time of posting. That irresponsible turd Johnson has done a great job of wrecking the BBC with the cronies of his now running the show. The boy Lineker is well out of there imo. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Do it!

Scary what these grifting clowns are capable of.

Alexa: show me a man with no muscles whatsoever trying to look hard.

Publish it and slam those taking cash from Russia in jail.