veggiespacemonkey.bsky.social
Be a good person, not a republican
📍Texas, unfortunately
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Time for another Tea Party
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Thoughts and prayers for the worst 🙏
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Uh yeah, no shit. Everyone who tried or succeeded in shooting people today was white and super conservative. Surprise level - in the red
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The Jesus these people think exists is 100% fan fiction. They can't even handle the idea of a non white Jesus
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Who is this description for?
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Siri: how to apply for this job
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Came here to say some variation of the same thing 😂
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It's so much fun living through all the parts that will be bold print in future history books so you know it's important for the test
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You have good intentions but you speak and act in a very sanitized way. A safe, "I want to look like the opposition but stay in power" kind of bs. Be willing to lose your job to get shit done. That's what government officials did in Australia after Port Arthur
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Daily reminder that you can't change your DNA, even with expensive surgery
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Acceptance is the first step towards continuing to be an idiot
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The question isn't, do we have the right to death, because of course we do. The bigger issue is sociatal norms pertaining to the topic and how we generally have a zero tolerance policy towards people who don't want to live anymore. It's not our choice, but theirs, even if we think it's the wrong one
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To be fair, the ship was a lot fucking slower than your car
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Really wish this guy had been a member of the 27 club
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Congratulations. Now you've grown attached to the plant and you're like, fuck I gotta water this thing every day
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Humans have fit the definition of virus for a very long time now. People are cancer for this planet
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Write it on your tits. I'm sorry, I meant the chest of an underage girl. Then he'll see it
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I think it's both lazy and hilarious. Ai is supposed to take over the world and be smarter than humans and we're using it to (checks notes) say things out loud. The easiest thing to do in the history of doing things
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Oh my fucking god. I'm already desensitized to him ignoring courts, deporting asylum seekers, breaking the law daily, saying insane things and starting beef with allies but how does it KEEP GETTING WORSE?!? Can I get off this fucking timeline already
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That's a bit of good news. Doesn't say much about our system of government that the worst people keep managing to attain positions of power. Mayne we should go back to swords being handed out by strange women in lakes
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Not really a debate I want to win 😂 you're right, Arizona is pretty rough too. At least you don't have Joe Arpaio anymore.... I hope
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To be fair, if I had that much money I'd probably be doing a lot of drugs too
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Looks like coat hangers are back on the menu. Making something illegal doesn't stop it from happening
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I think most places outside of a city are going to be conservative. I say that based on experience working in Brighton, CO and hearing folks say some truly egregious shit while being a mere thirty minutes behind at the time and eventually passing the
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Oh yeah, it's going to get bad. It's pretty terrible already but it takes a long time for people to feel the everyday effect of policy so we aren't far out from a major plunge into the waters of sub 80 IQ
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Expecting logic from the republican party is like expecting a cheeta to be a vegan
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This photo was definitely mid argument when he was confronting the guy flapping his wings a little to close to his gal
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Who are you, the basket?
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Gimme a time machine, stat!
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Frickin epic 👌
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I see like six others IN THIS VERY PICTURE
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It's white collar crime. I'm sure their sentences will be as light as helmans mayo
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Even after hearing that information, I would 100% ask to hold one
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Sweet! Everyone's definition of fun is different so I wasn't sure if your post was subvertive or wholesome
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Was that or was it not fun?
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But also he has thirty seven child custody hearings this week
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It takes one to know one, as they say
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Because it's Texas? I used to think we were number one in line as a conservative testing grounds but I guess that Oklahoma. We're not far behind though
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Wholesome sighting of strangers interacting on the internet. That's an acronym that could go either way, ft worth or for the win
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Congratulations on a completely useless accomplishment!
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And when you reach the end of that, fuck off some more
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I don't care, even in the slightest. I much prefer irreverent tropes in the pursuit of comedy to outright racists doing the same thing. They aren't equal and shouldn't be treated as such
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This feels like someone's personal kink