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As defense I'm neutered and spayed. Fucking running. Not a doctor. "The future will be better tomorrow." - Dan Quayle
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New metaphor just dropped

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All of our foreheads are constantly expanding and no one is talking about it

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Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

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There must be DOZENS of people watching the NBA Finals this year

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Y’know… it’s pretty inconvenient that other people have needs and wants of their own

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writing this down so I can tap it periodically to remind myself: it’s still abuse of power even if I think the target and the outcome are both very funny

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Uniting the country against Musk fanatics. Visionary shit

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L and I cannot emphasize this enough M B O

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SUMMERTIME

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playoff hockey team that shaves off ALL of their body hair

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Every run where I give another runner a 5 in passing is an apex life experience

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Ha. Hah.

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Ah, fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Shit.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

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Pretty dramatic day in Russia: Ukrainian drones have reportedly attacked four Russia air bases, destroying a significant number of strategic bombers and radar planes. (Tu-95s, Tu-22, A-50) Russian milbloggers are furious. One calls it a "black day," another says they need to nuke Kyiv.

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"HELLO, WE HERE AT VOVA'S ROOFING SERVICE ARE HAVING A SPECIAL PROMOTION THIS MONTH. MAY WE HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR ROOF?"

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Was driving by the beach—of the Pacific Ocean—when the guy in the next car asked me if this was Sacramento.

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Flawless morning at Sunset Dunes. They really ought to turn it back over to the cars because no one should feel this good for free!

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And, assuredly, masking will trickle down to NYPD and LAPD etc if left unchecked.

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It really says “we don’t trust the rule of law to protect us and neither should you.”

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