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As defense I'm neutered and spayed. Fucking running. Not a doctor.
"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Dan Quayle
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Fucken dye already
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@gork is this true?
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Holy fucking shit man
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Things are materially good (for most) but we’re unhappy and die young.
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Better yet, in the Fast and Furious universe! Give me millions please
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Ok what if we put this in the Cars universe and they’re therapists
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Marc Maron going "Awoooooga chonk chonk"
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Ready for cross-border transit!
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me too
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WINDOWS XP RETVRN
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Stunned that there isn’t a polymarket on this yet
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More bad faith drivel out of the AEI
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Like just flabbergasting consistent bad faith / huffing farts
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As is everything and everyone association the AEI
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or is it like... way...moxen?
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Deep down he knows that, worse comes to worst, he can outrun the guy
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Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now legwarmers. Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald.
Any day now, the year of the Diamond Dogs.
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Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats and ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes, coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue.
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People stomping around in all-black with balaclavas on and combat vests are playing the role the Fascists need them to play. Some fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt holding a sign saying "LOVE EACH OTHER" breaks the program.
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yeah! you can act surprised and complain about the local kids. mwahahahaha
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Steal the mailbox!
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TP the house!
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Putting news on the dopamine app was a mistake.
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They don’t know I’m Bluesky’s golden boy
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just a little bite o' pangolin ain't gonna hurt no one