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As defense I'm neutered and spayed. Fucking running. Not a doctor.
"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Dan Quayle
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I’d say it’s obviously an Op, but… maybe too obvious?
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Good news
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👆 @illiteratehunk.bsky.social
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PKD named the main character—a version of himself slipping into madness—Horselover Fat
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You mean to tell me a website cleaned the Yankees?
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Danny Chowhound 🤌
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thread of photographs i took at my local protest (3)
this trump supporter was the only counter-protestor i saw, and the police forced him to stand on the other side of a creek far away from the crowd of thousands — all alone, he helplessly kept trying to shout "you are the minority!"
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Not necessarily but it’s safer to use clowndicks
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Oh hell yeah pimp
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Morpheus in The Matrix
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Max (Jamie Foxx) in Collateral
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Interestingly, there’s a suggestion that Europe signed off on the Israeli attack on Iran because they were sick of the Iranians supporting Russia in Ukraine.
Consequences everywhere.
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This is a great point! A protest movement positioned on defending the local community from masked feds is something lots of folks can rally around without feeling like they have to go to war with their neighbor
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Therapist: and how does the news make you feel?
Me: [opening a valet and producing a red rubber nose and a large mallet]
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Every time someone tries to make me talk about the ME I whip out my bozo certificate
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We all kno the Jersey Devil is slanging it and frankly I'm sick and tired of a society that won't face it.
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Why do you think? Constrained by domestic electoral politics?
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Now they’re touring as De Fat Ones
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I’m neurotic about the necrotic!
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[seinfeld voice] so what’s the deal with this wound?
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@gork is this true?
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She met his father while making Mississippi Masala!
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Fucken dye already
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@gork is this true?
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Holy fucking shit man
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Things are materially good (for most) but we’re unhappy and die young.
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Better yet, in the Fast and Furious universe! Give me millions please
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Ok what if we put this in the Cars universe and they’re therapists
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Marc Maron going "Awoooooga chonk chonk"