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What's with these homies dissing his girl? Has that joke been made yet?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I thought Summerall's kid was supposed to keep the nutters out of the Oval.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

It looks like the lazy Trump fucks put as much research into this tariff plan as they did his J6 pardons.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Bruce Pearl is a cheater. Kelvin Sampson is a cheater.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Ruth's Chris proves you can have a successful business with a stupid fucking name.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

It's so clear that this has become a fixation for Trump simply because it was a throwaway line that earned ridicule, and he's a clinical narcissist who cannot ever admit to error or fault. It's the crowd sizes thing all over again, or when he sharpied the hurricane map. He cannot abide humiliation.

submitted 64 days ago • 31 comments

I had AI make a song from Obama's "You Didn't Build That Speech." Uplifting! Check out my song made on Suno! suno.com/song/ed5f42f0-f424-4edf-883e-68951ea7758c

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

These cabinet nominees could drool and swear their way through the hearings and they'd still be confirmed by these castrated Republican senators.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow's executive order will be banning "Lift Every Voice and Sing."

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, so maybe Congress doesn't want term limits or cognitive tests but can we make a rule that says if you fall down three times you're out?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

The great scandal of my childhood is that Eddie Murphy got away with "Party All the Time." Ain't no way he sang that.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Mr. President, the Russia - Ukraine war continues despite your assurance that you would end it on the first day of your Presidency. Do you owe the world an apology for failing? Or do you owe the world an apology for lying?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I guess the return-to-office EO doesn't apply to every federal employee.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not saying disgruntled consumers should throw raw eggs at Trump rallies but it would be funny.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

The tech oligarchs kind of suck at being rich. Bezos's girl is gross. Zuck's midlife crisis went unaverted. Elon spends all his time trolling on his own platform and hanging out with an old guy who craps himself. Like, buy some cool cars and hang out with hot women, idiots.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Don't blame TikTok users for not knowing Trump was for the ban in 2020. They were only 10 back then.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Wanna see a sell-out?

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Golfs all the time. Cakes on makeup. Thinnest skin of anyone alive. Afraid of the cold. What a pussy.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Is there an NFT of Trump shivering in 25 degree weather? So tough.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

They’re burning the teslas, they’re burning the space ships….

submitted 125 days ago • 7 comments

Trump's movie idea about saving Hollywood sucks.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently the penalty for interfering in a baseball game is considerably stiffer than the penalty for election interference. www.mlb.com/news/fans-wh...

submitted 130 days ago • 47 comments

Has anyone asked Marge why Democrats haven't sent a giant rain cloud to Los Angeles yet? So weird to just let it burn all those liberals' houses when they can control the weather.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I've seen Trump impressions that are meant to make fun of his rambling make more sense than this press conference.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I won’t be smearing shit on walls or beating police officers with flags at the US Capitol tomorrow even though my preferred Presidential candidate did not win…

submitted 136 days ago • 276 comments

The standards: just believe whatever Trump says and say you did your own research.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

My billionaire boss who weakly genuflected before the corrupt incoming president stopped my cartoon about my billionaire boss and his fellows weakly genuflecting before the corrupt incoming president is a heck of a way to go. Way to have integrity, Ann Telnaes, unlike the people you called out.

submitted 138 days ago • 17 comments

And fails incoherently

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Ryan Walters is a dork. Seriously, look at this tool.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Someone tell Ryan Walters that it's the US army that's creating terrorists, not Oklahoma teachers.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

Who remembers AltSchool? What a great cautionary tale of edtech and data-driven schooling exuberance for our current AI moment. Funded by Andreessen Horowitz, Zuckerberg and Founders fund, it was a Silicon Valley experimental lab school for the kind of AI schooling hyped everywhere today ... 1/5

submitted 138 days ago • 6 comments

Nancy Mace pretending to be on the phone while talking to Mike Johnson so she can appear important on TV.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

It warms the heart.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Alexis Scott-Windham was one of the people injured in the New Orleans attack by Shamsud-Din Jabbar on Bourbon Street. He ran over and shot her in the foot. Amazon denied her request for a leave of absence. We don't hate Jeff Bezos enough.

submitted 138 days ago • 129 comments

Cuddling: Here's an extra 100 degrees for your body.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Almost seems like veterans of the US military are a greater threat to the public than immigrants.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

If you start with a number, I ain't reading it.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

If Christianity was appealing, they wouldn't need to jam it down people's throats.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Of course it makes sense. He has to have enemies. He has to be fighting. With everyone in this country bending over, he's creating conflict out of whole cloth.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

I ignored their donation request probably fifty times, but I donated today.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Congress gets shit on for good reason, but we should recognize when they do good work like the Social Security Fairness Act. Thank you to Graves and Spanberger for sponsoring and Congress for passing.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments