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well, it turns out that 16 weeks of getting the dogshit hazed out of you and jumped into a gang where the most important thing is Do What You Are Told and Never Betray The Gang is more powerful than my fantasy version of American values! back to the ol' drawing board, I guess 😅

Do you get what we’re actually facing yet, or do you still think the military isn’t comfortable following his orders whatever they may be?

Imagining a scenario where God is making man in his own image, but he can’t get him to work without adding foreskin. Like when a developer can’t remove a butterfly from the code without crashing the whole game. “Just ship it and I’ll do a readme telling them to remove it themselves.”

Not so ridiculous now, is it?

They grew up with a simultaneous message of “fuck the Man” and “smear the queer” and now they think the queers are the Man.

Trump isn’t panicking. He’s doing exactly what he always wanted to do. The blithe magical thinking of these pundits just lulls people into thinking they can wait him out.

Does this even matter if SCOTUS ruled that you can’t prosecute a president for official acts?

BREAKING: LA solidarity protesters in Austin are occupying JJ Pickle Federal Building, which houses local ICE processing center

Sorry, you can’t expect the communists to stay away from a fight against fascism.

Read Hitler’s Advice For FDR On Winning The War

I know aesthetics is subjective, but I really feel like Kirby clears Spiegelman for probably over 90% of people who have seen both men’s art.

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

NOW: 500 LA solidarity protesters are trying to March from the Texas Capitol to the local ICE processing center three blocks away and are being blocked by Austin PD.

I see the future right up to the inevitable military slaughter of civilians, and then I don’t know what happens.

They aren’t your friends and neighbors anymore when they put on that uniform. They are implements of state violence. Tools of fascists. And they like it.

I really do think it’s going to come to a point where we will have to bust these political prisoners out, and I just hope we can find them all when it does.

Listen, I know that police officer shot you in the face, but you can’t call him a motherfucker. You might upset Billy The Rapist in Alabama and then he won’t vote blue. Think of the optics.

Let’s throw Daniel in a hole too. That guy is useless.

You know what feels really good? Walking out of the doctor’s office to the front desk and demanding they refund your copay because you’ve been waiting for 50 minutes past your appointment time. You can’t just sit me in a room and press pause, assholes.

This doesn’t actually matter. There is no person who is going to say, “Well, I disagree with the kidnapping and tyranny, but I have to support it because I also hate Mexican flags.” These protests aren’t about convincing that mythical swing moderate; they’re about disrupting ICE.

Please, allow me, a conservative who has never been moved to protest injustice, to tell you precisely how to protest. First of all, I am the default. You have to appeal to me. I want to see gentle songs and American flags. I want to see you thanking the police. I want a blowjob.

Chris Murphy thought that Americans were going to flock to vote for Democrats in 2024 because of the draconian immigration bill the Democrats tried to pass and the Republicans blocked. He wouldn’t shut up about it. Chris Murphy has terrible instincts.

Israel is, along with everything else, just a very creepy society.

Literally shooting obvious journalists in the back because they know they’ll get away with it is not something the police should be able to do in a “civilized” society.

Hexagons aren't always MQ-9s, but in this case, yes, there are two MQ-9 Reapers over LA today. Just ridiculous.

They’re calling it the song of the summer… m.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_...

Kind of figured that was what was going to happen to the flotilla, but still disappointed to be right, so at least I’m not jaded.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

Why are you telling me things you should be telling the national guard?

MOST OF MY CHATS: Fuck ICE. MY GAMING CHAT: Switch 2 is p cool and fuck ICE

We found out that ICE is staying at the AC hotel in #Pasadena and now there's a couple of hundred people protesting #NoICE

I just want to see the fascists drown in a sea of righteous humanity. Is that so much to ask?

full blown police riot in progress. never let them reframe this.

oh wow you’re against violent protests yeah cool quick question who did you see being violent at protests for example did you see anyone firing any weapons or maybe hitting people with cars or using chemical weapons or beating people and dragging them away into unmarked vans is that what you mean

They're tear-gassing babies in strollers and elderly Chicano community leaders in Los Angeles. This is a completely peaceful march.