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The higher the hair, the closer to god. Can I get an amen?
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Interrupt to ask about overtime. Say “*Do* we have a warrant?” Accidentally lock the moving truck. Bring an extra moving truck to park near theirs. Bullhorn instructions in English and pig Latin. All you need is the shape beer gave you and a neck gaiter.
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Ted Cruz’ whole job is to be an affable target for “friendly fire”. He exists as a whipping boy scape goat so no one with a future has to take shots for the unpopular bullshit republicans do and say. Dunking on Ted Cruz is fun but a complete waste of time. It actually makes him less pointless.
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Bold of you to assume that isn’t what’s happening.
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We watched Sarah Palin rebrand her inability to name any current periodical as “gotcha journalism”. The people that vote for assholes and monsters aren’t interested in learning things about people they’ve already decided they understand.
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I like the phrasing “taking the part that’s mine” because it allows for both positive and negative situations. If I’m to take the part that’s mine for blame and responsibility, I also get to take the part that’s mine for praise and responsibility. “I did that” reminds me that life is choices.
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Don’t forget the religious elites. They don’t care about the poor either.
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It’s a beautiful tourism ad. Fremont Street: where hangover ends and TBI begins!
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Everything everywhere all at once isn’t just a movie title. It’s the administration’s excuse list.
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begged him to do it and he’s such a nice guy and a good boss, he has to say yes. 250 years is important. But you know Pete messed it up. He’s never run an army before and it was his first parade but do you see how it was the best parade that’s ever been? Better than Macy’s? Better than Putin?
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He’s got that pathology, though. He’ll have re-written history by the end of his next round of golf. First, this will have been the greatest parade ever witnessed and it’s only those mean and nasty women who say it wasn’t. But anyway, he didn’t want a parade in the first place - basically the army ⬇️
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I love complimenting strangers. It’s so transformative. Even when the person you’re complimenting clearly feels pretty good, when you say your thing they feel *even better* and you can watch it happen. It’s like a super power. It’s like spreading glitter without needing to vacuum.
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Yesterday one of a pair of golden retrievers adjusted his path so that when we crossed positions, my hand would (and did) naturally caress his head. Dog are the greatest.
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At least Sue wears her R on her sleeve. Next door, we have Hassan who just votes that way for fun. I suspect she lives to disappoint her constituency.
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ICE agents cover their faces so even they don’t have to see them when they pass near reflective surfaces.
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My eye doctor can get it. She has nice breath, laughs at my jokes, employed. Tells me I have a very healthy cornea.
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I appreciate both your deeper than average cut and your appropriate apostrophe usage.
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They claimed they were going to protect us from narco gangs and human trafficking and then invaded dish pits and dairy farms. They said women can’t walk in the cities due to immigrant crime and then turned up at elementary schools because the main threat was 8 year olds all along. It’s all a farce.
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There’s a punk song called “Pour Decisions”.
“Pour decisions, a punk musician
Just ain't as cute at 53
I have forsaken money makin'
Yeah, you still wish you were me”
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If you convert to wildflowers and clover, you don’t have to mow. It will also really piss off a certain type of neighbor and maybe attract code enforcement and pollinators.
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They aren’t being detained. They’re free to leave at any time. I’m certain they have the full support of their employer during this difficulty. Should they find themselves in the custody of law enforcement - local to them or back in the US - I certainly hope they are afforded due process of law.
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You’ve gone from “one moment of rage and you could be doing bad things” to “they were lied to and think they’re doing good.”
Keep justifying the thugs and never question how come the people hiring the undocumented are wandering around free to complain about the lack of labor.
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But will the robots understand apostrophes? Tell they will in this glorious vision you have of the future!
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I try hard to find positive reasons people do the inexplicable just for my own sanity but I’ve not been able to find a path where those tracts aren’t cruelty for cruelty’s sake.
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They make ads that look like money so you can tip your waitstaff after church. You don’t have to accompany it with a hearty, “I give GAWD ten percent, I’m not gonna you twenny!” but it seems to be a popular choice on a Sunday.
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He looks like he left acting because he was typecast to play the date rapist in seven or eight very special episodes of 80s shows.
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I feel a version of this should get posted every time someone starts bleating about protecting women while ignoring things that actually hurt women. *ahem*Nancy Mace*ahem*
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If there’s a chance they’ve seen their own junk this year without a mirror, they’re probably hired security contractors. Actual ICE and the type of cop that volunteers for extra copping tend to be built like they’re 13 months pregnant.
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on the flip side, now every time you see a straight person wearing jorts or beige you are legally obligated to tell them how much you like their corporate pride merch
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Everything except when a dude in his mid-20’s “adopts” a young man.
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Can’t have a rapture without an end times.
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For them it is. If you say a milquetoast thing then get savaged by trolls, you can pretend what you said was bold and strong and maybe controversial. You say that same thing and have a thousand voices from your side call you a weak and useless quisling, you might have to do some thinking.
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I think most of us would just use the standard methods.