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Sunny loses its cheerful optimism when it's sitting alongside single digit temperatures.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

tangy trauma

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Glossy ibis -- purdy birb 💙

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Rich boys don't go to war. They get bone spurs.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

A hookup, but we just watch old episodes of Tom & Jerry

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Nothing screams 'freedom' quite like arresting people in wheelchairs protesting Medicaid cuts.

submitted 10 hours ago • 251 comments

Dolphins don't have accidents everything they do is on Porpoise

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

what do people who talk while they're yawning want from us

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I did my first Pilates class today. I now have another reason to hate life.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

A "break from reality" is probably less relaxing than it sounds

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

So like…can I just run away to Canada? Or there’s probably a line now huh?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Thank god my license finally came so I can stock up on weed. I fuckin love weed

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

probably a good time to bring this back

submitted 12 hours ago • 13 comments

Recently, I noticed a few people have blocked me and several of my mutuals within the same immediate time span. So I guess I'm finally in a clique, Mom.

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

Ties you up just to make you watch me eat a popsicle.

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

God my notifications are dead today. Do you mean to tell me I have to post something for y’all to give me attention?

submitted 12 hours ago • 20 comments

You look like my future ex husband. Followed.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I would love to meet someone and spend the rest of my life with them. But I really don’t see why I’d get the government involved by getting married…idk maybe as a bit

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

What if the death panels were the budget bills we made along the way?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Humans are the only animals on Earth who are amazed every year when summer arrives and the weather gets hot.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I put my car on Tom Cruise control and it drove me off the deep end.

submitted 20 hours ago • 23 comments

@bigwill1024.bsky.social I want to disavow this country of the bullshit idea that Black women are responsible for saving everyone. Why not white women? They have the most out of all the races of women. WHY NOT WHITE WOMEN? What’s in it for me? Will be my question from here on out.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

@bigwill1024.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Some days I feel like a washing machine, people trying to push my buttons and put loads in me.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

A beautiful woman gave me a genuine smile during an awkward cart moment at the store and this is a high I can ride thru the summer and maybe into the fall.

submitted 11 hours ago • 16 comments

Wait. Is this the Monster Mash? *does a little dance*

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i’d write you poetry, but it would turn into a grocery list halfway through.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The high road is simply the road you get high on

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

Good things take time, we're not in a rush; we can pick a tempo that we know can work for both of us

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If I could abolish one word, it would be "sorry."

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Not sleeping cause fuck tomorrow

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

You don’t scare me, you’re not a cop making a U-turn

submitted 164 days ago • 3 comments

*adopts a highway* Highway: you’re not my dad

submitted 200 days ago • 3 comments

This little fan is supposed to clip on your jeans & blow up the inside of your shirt. It’s on my bra & I feel like the lady off “Total Recall”

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

Imagine hating me and I’m just on Amazon shopping for a bouncy house

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

“timeline cleanse,” I whisper to myself as I swan dive into a wood chipper

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Instead of thinking ‘Cool, there’s a mink’ my brain says ‘Why’s that squirrel so stretched?’

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

pro tip: just because it’s a kangaroo court doesn’t mean you can bring one to attack the prosecutor

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

for sale knife glove used once

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

My mutuals otherwise known as my crushes.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Aw shucks, even a little nip? It’s just a taste to see if you’re a yummy seal or otter.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

keep your stalkers hydrated

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Sadly, my Hooters-esque themed restaurant, Bulgers, went down in flames after just 4 hours of operation.

submitted 11 hours ago • 13 comments

Brandy and Monica just announced “The Boy Is Mine” tour and I hope it’s just them singing that song 12x

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

*me, having something seriously wrong with my knee/hip Co-worker: So, you gonna schedule a surgery. Me: Fuck no, I’m not planning on staying alive long enough for that.

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

Famous Chops pork sticks chop Chop o the mornin to ya

submitted 93 days ago • 11 comments