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walan.bsky.social
2004 Punxsutawney Area High School Groundhog King, currently reigning over Pittsburgh. Father, husband, bi, maybe neurodivergent, definitely exhausted.
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so just leave a box of cheese-its in her room. got it.

why did we let anyone other than the engineers of the noble honda civic even attempt building for space flight www.theverge.com/news/689183/...

🌈 Happy Wednesday, Scooby Gang 🌈 β›§πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™β›§

Where have you gone, John DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo woo woo What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson? Futurama's Bender's gone away Hey hey hey

ICE is confirmed to be in Southside and Market Square today. Share for awareness and stay safe Pittsburgh. ICE emergency line: 412.736.7167

Kris and Susie beat the [SYSTEM]. #deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

Happy Father's Day, my daughter drew me and her splatted like in Deltarune

Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

I once saw a completely washed up Foreigner with only one original founding member at the tractor pull grandstand of the Clearfield County fairgrounds in the absolute middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania and it was still better attended than the president's dumbass birthday parade

Pittsburgh #NoKings

Climbing John Fetterman like he’s a Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus.

Another crossover nobody asked for #sallyacorn

Kirby ketchup

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

This is, without irony, the modern version of Cronkite saying Vietnam was unwinnable

The Deltarune experience:

Gestapo raids happening near the theater where Summer Game Fest is going on at the same time. it's good to know we fully live in the Verhoeven universe now if there was any question left

(Seeing two thin-skinned cokeheads crash out in the exact way every single person thought they would) they are doing this as a distraction. What are they hiding

How it feels browsing AMC showings

Preorders for HEARTBEAT HIGHSCHOOL are now available! We've got about 30 of the special edition still available, so go snatch 'em up! heartbeat-highschool.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Deltarune tomorrow. Time to bring this meme back.

Deltarune tomorrow. Time to bring this meme back.

Monkey's Paw of the Year if this is to be believed. Long missed Sonic characters returning...in a gacha cell phone game

I buried Saul

I stumbled across my brother's fetlife profile so Pride is off to a terrible start for me personally

Finally, vindication for selling my dad's Atari 2600 at a garage sale and using the money to buy an e-Reader decades ago

It appears I got kicked off food stamps AND my medicaid for what seems to be no reason, as there is literally no information given to me. I still have ket's work insurance as a fallback but now would be a great time to join my Patreon if you like the comic that I make for free patreon.com/areyoshi

If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered archive.org/details/ghos...

...Shit, Deltarune's coming back in a week. QUICK, POST AN OLD SPAMTON MEME

Reminder if you use Firefox and haven't done this yet to disable their A/I chatbot feature (not just removing it from your sidebar): ➑ go to about:config (open a new tab and type it into the address bar) ➑ locate "browser .ml .chat .enabled" (or just search "chat") ➑ toggle to "false"

Sorry, I can't get out of bed today. Blame Riskers.

Call me Broderbund the way I run on these lodes