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waltz.bsky.social
daytime programmer and nighttime bike rider. http://cjbryan.io #ruby #typescript #civictech #mtb
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quake? that or a dump truck just drove off the overpass.

who's making an mcp for my brokerage account

is there a good desktop client that will let me view mastodon and bluesky together?

forgot the password to my access point and i can't bring myself to hard reset these things. ffff

aw heck, i forgot the password to my access point's admin panel. i finally got this heap running decent and now i can't log in to update it.

where are all the music writers on here?

*extremely in my 30s post* better than bouillion... what a marvellous product, so much tastier than the cubes

holy crud sonic youth has so many albums

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i think i like llms mostly because it's an ad-free research environment

watching the heat knockoff starring 50 cent

de-stressing by looking at cheap lmtv's on govplanet.

If you have a device that CAN run Apple Intelligence you need to turn this off as well as the general Apple Intelligence setting. Settings > Screen Time > scroll down to Content and Privacy > turn on Restrictions > Intelligence and Siri > turn off the first three options

why do all these self storage places have bankers hours? i wanna move my junk at 1am.

watching the hot priest stanley tucci movie

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

the secret to feeding my toddler turns out to be putting doechii on in the background

cloudformation is the world’s most successful lisp

oh c'mon, my home internet problems actually turned out to be dns problems

ya know, i thought i was a little bit prepared for the federal shitshow, but nope, it’s faster and crazier and more psychedelic that i’d expected.

investing in some vintage led zep flac's for the end times

“my teenagers mainly use chatgpt to troll folks on nextdoor” amazing

Any Ruby folks open to a 3-12 month gig? GraphQL migration to the latest Apollo Router, remote, quick start, and sounds like a fairly well known shop with good eng. Will forward interest to a friend who was looking.

signal unmuted all of my chats today and won’t let me re-mute them. what gives.

i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder

sorry babe what’s a tiktok? been busy playing magnatiles

wow incredible that mr beast is named after the mogwai album

punks are in to visuals now and it’s good

shot out to fdupes for helping me clean up all the files on my nas

signal group stories are pretty nice, gotta say

modular synths are warhammer for art school kids

zyn rand

i like apps on killing sprees i got code with two degrees

cracking some champagne and digging in to alien romulus. gotta see what those clever milk-filled robots are up to next.

just gonna replace my linkedin with this pic

searched for eric’s account specifically because i just remembered one of the silliest and funnest christmas traditions:

Most popular song 2020s: Slime Gang feat. Yung Fortnite Most popular song 2010s: I'm All That by Stacy Zebra Most popular song 2000s: Mind Sick by Mudfreekz Most popular song 1990s: The Girl at the Coffee Shop by One Legged Crow

me to my one year old