wdelliott.bsky.social
follow me for sci-fi, memes, and gnostic symbolism in Garfield
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People go on about the value of life, how about the value of a person's economic contributions? Does anyone ever consider the GDP's feelings?
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Obituary - Redneck Stomp
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As far as food with faces goes, messed up Spongebob popsicles are the stuff of nightmares.
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"I genuinely feel like I'm going insane" applies to pretty much every AI story I read tbh
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Especially during the summer!
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the more i look at it the more disturbed and confused i feel
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I've seen internet culture bleed more and more into the convos of less internet-y people I feel. For better or for worse.
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Too woke. "Social" is too close to socialism and "mobility" sounds like disability access. In contrast, "oligarch" is an expensive-sounding word you can really draw out with a mid-atlantic accent.
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Bluesky is dying but dying is fashionable so Bluesky is fashionable therefore Bluesky is not dying!
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I think he said if a billionaire slaps you, you should offer him lower taxes or something
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Loving the cat-tle jacket on middle-left.
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normalize just finding cool slugs in the soil
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I'd rather encounter a redcap mushroom than a redcap goblin for sure
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Pooh's question is legitimate. "Mad honey" produced using the nectar of certain toxic plants is a real thing. In one of their many misadventures, Xenophon's soldiers accidentally consumed it and "lost their senses" for a day.
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And they failed to provide me adequate nutritional information upon request. I think the FDA is going to hear about this.
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This guy would win an award for "most likely to survive a Robert Chambers short story."
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The Y.E.L.L.O.W. must be contained.
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That sounds like something my mom would love and I would hate haha.
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Yes yes... let the nimby flow through you
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the world in general would be a better place if there were more spontaneous shiny hunts to do
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Not sure I've ever seen a sunset that intense! Wow!
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I still shudder when I think about that "alarm clock."
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Well there aren't many purple hippos walking around so that must happen quite a lot.
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I've seen that pic posted before and somehow had no idea what that thing was 😅
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Love that people are discovering this fantastic quiz. I also love taking it as different characters in my WIP.
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There's a korean corn dog place here that puts sugar on their dogs and it's actually amazing.
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On my trip to Zurich a couple years ago we were walking around the Swiss National Museum we were debating who was the most famous Swiss name and settled on William Tell.
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Is this you?
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nothing like a fun lil glimpse into the eye of madness
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Watching FilmCriticHulk's analysis of this movie took my appreciation to the next level. Truly a masterclass in economical storytelling. "Simple metaphors to create complex ideas."
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And buying used books will raise the price of those used books (supply and demand) nudging future customers toward the new books. In econ I believe the term is "imperfect substitute."
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Interesting idea... I can think of other professions this could apply to
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Me during the first 24 hours of a cold.
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Downside is now Turkish delight prices are through the roof.
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when the kitchen appliances start talking to you
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Reverorum ib Malacht album titles be like:
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As someone who also didn't become nearsighted until they were an adult, what helped me put them in was to sort of let the eyelid half-blinking reflex happen while the contact is partly touching the eye instead of trying to fight the reflex, then focus on relaxing and widening your eyelids.
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The Minecraft movie has kicked off a bolder, louder era for the theater experience. Going to the movies one day is going to be more like going to a concert or something.
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But now you've let the enemy into your base.
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Variegated monsteras are really beautiful, esp. the heavily marbled ones imo. Is it hard to take care of?
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nothing like a nice relaxing trepanation to let the demons out
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I think you nailed why I keep coming back to them. They don't douse everything in excessive amounts of mediocre sauce.
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Aww I'll yell at you for not saying something stupid (and funny)
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Who else tried the oops slurpee years ago?
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cursed ranking tbh. sorry.