wedgiewhacker.bsky.social
NYC/DC brat. Account is mostly my butt and my snark. Interests include D/s, spanking, wedgies. Flag fuchsia, grey and hunter green on the right. Middle, pup, other roles. 18+ only (30s), he/they
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Love the single tail spots!
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(Honestly I was worried about you; you had transgressed without realizing it and you were pretty shook up. But also I was quite drunk, since [not-on-here] and I had been drinking a bit before you even got there and exceeded your limit and curfew.)
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I don't think that's accurate, for one thing you FORGOT the rules and blithely reported your own violations, and more important I don't think me or the other guy were mocking you.
And for another thing I don't think your Sir generally uses hairbrushes.
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Fun fact: I once got strapped with an enormous antique ammo belt and the first person who spoke to me when I stood up a bit dazed after the scene was an acquaintance from law school who I hadn't known was there (or even in the scene).
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Glad to hear it. I'm all the way over here, but let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
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🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
(It's me!)
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They should call you logos-aurus on account of how reasonable you are!
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It raises philosophical questions, like whether spanking on two consecutive occasions is really just spanking on one occasion.
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Or he could NOT do that, which was a better choice!
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Rude! I'm being TORTURED!
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I meant to procrastinate but I never got around to actually doing it.
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Same! It was really lovely.
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Apologies to Lawsome for not having a screenshot of the improved version of one of his verses, which scanned better with "endless HOUR-LONG naptimes laid"
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Maybe the color is the problem. Is the nail polish too blue?
It . . . could be redder.
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The Oscar/Oscar matchup is fantastic, but I'm not sure Warwick's fourth member is a cool dude; he's studying PPE, which has a coolness-inhibiting factor 😛
(What a match, though! I'd been pulling for Queen's Belfast, but Warwick Hart was as much fun to watch as anyone in recent memory)
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Love you too, and so glad you're finding your way somewhere better for you even if I hate that it had to happen this way. Lots of hugs.
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See you there!
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Thought you were doing regular porn and instead you got a hit with the most convoluted lore porn this side of Kingdom Hearts.
But don't worry, it's simple, Danganronpa is a work of fiction.
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I can whine about more things than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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Spelling it that way would be a hat on a hat, or a condom on a cage.
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There's something here about only blowing boys in chastity because they're pesadich (shut up this isn't JUST about my "bottom of the hierarchy" kink it's also a clever joke)
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Yeah but it frequently coincides with pesach so you can only suck unleavened dicks, and it seems like they always rise the moment I put them in my mouth.
(This is a joke, as long as you bake the dicks first and then grind them into meal to make new ones you're good.)
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I guess I should have known it wasn't you, the boy in the video was taking his spanking well instead of whimpering and complaining 😀
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Oh no, I've been fooled! Including by your own description of the video at the start of the thread 😛
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Late to this, but haha! sam got his butt spanked!
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Mine was one of the bootys you beated! Repeatedly!
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One of us! One of us!
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Being used to replicate my bounty got in your head, huh?
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We all missed you, too! Hope we get to see you soon!
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And that's me blushing again
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And a morning after picture for completeness
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It makes me a bit blushy and defensive, it's true. Brat headspace is weird, youse guys.
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I want to be mad but honestly that's really good
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(Sokka is the best of us)
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Happens to the best of us