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John McCain would be so proud of Trump today ☺️

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Radiation is weird. They're just ROCKS bro! You're telling me those rocks are emitting energy? Like magic??

East Japan Railway Company mini training vehicle.

Congress could take this power away from him, but they won't, so we have white knuckle wondering whether a mercurial moron will start WW3

"We're not saying you can't get health care because you're transgender, which would be illegal. We're just saying we refuse to treat the conditions that cause you to be transgender. That's different and okay." A pathetic, indefensible logical pretzel from SCOTUS

Trump has always loved asbestos. He often complains about the ban and thinks that the WTC wouldn't have collapsed if it had asbestos in it.

One begins to wonder if putting the dumbest motherfucker ever to live in charge was a mistake.

Cops serve the public, they are there to help us & make us safe. If they're hiding in unmarked cars and wearing disguises, how are we supposed to know who to turn to when there's trouble? By hiding from us they're saying, "we aren't here to help we are trying to trick you because you are our enemy"

My name is William Dunloe and it's my job to look at this CIA computer.

HRS 488, which Senate hopeful Raj Krishnamoorthi voted for, mostly condemns the attack in Boulder, Colorado, but it also expresses gratitude to all law enforcement, including specifically ICE officials for protecting the Homeland.

Abolish DHS

Not very Phallocentric of Elon

"I'm starvin', we haven't had anything but maggoty bread for free shtinkin' dayzh"

New random law Trump is forcing us all to learn:

In "The Sea Hawk" (1940) the scenes set in Panama are sepia toned instead of the black and white used for the rest of the film. This was done to make Panama seem more "hot." Is this the first time a film used the infamous "Mexico filter"?

Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool

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Janklee to you as well, good sir!

"The Artist" wasn't the first foreign language film to win Best Picture because it was technically silent.

Across the U.S., state security officials and violence prevention advocates have reached the same conclusion: The federal government has retreated from the fight against extremist violence, which for years had been a top priority for the FBI. By @hannahallam.bsky.social‬

Wait so Elon wore two hats for nothing?

Crypto industry-funded polls have claimed that as much as 28% of American adults currently owned crypto in 2024. Coinbase in particular loves to throw around claims of 20%. Federal data has just come out putting the figure at... 8%.

I hate how every online advertisement is just a scam now. "Eat this weird concoction to cure your dementia! Invest in our crypto scheme! Buy our AI powered toys that definitely exist! Play this gashapon mobile game about farting zombies having sex!"

In case y'all missed it - Utah Republicans ordered a study on transgender healthcare, expecting it to come back unsupportive. Instead, it found that trans youth care was safe and effective, and that transgender youth need it. Whoops. www.sltrib.com/news/politic...

I hate this kind of deflection. You've heard about it now! Comment on it now!

Republicans in Utah commissioned an investigation into gender-affirming care for trans youth after banning it in 2023. They're now rejecting the findings of that investigation which showed access to care reduced suicides and improved "positive mental health and psychosocial functioning outcomes."

Only 27% of Americans have heard about the Medicaid cuts in the Big Beautiful Bill

They blame pollution but cut the EPA and clean air and water regulations. They blame poor nutrition but cut SNAP and programs to bring local produce to schools. They blame increased screen time while destroying public infrastructure that connects people. All while they take millions off healthcare.

We don't need a Golden Dome, we're separated from our adversaries by oceans. Only reason you'd need a dome is if you're worried about strikes from Canada - ....oh.

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

None of the 278 men sent to CECOT have been returned. Meanwhile their lawyer has been arrested and "disappeared" in El Salvador.

Every time Karoline Leavitt wants to say "I would refer you to" she says "I would defer you to" and it drives me nuts

Bill Gates: I got vaccinated years ago, feel free to activate my microchip whenever.

Breaking news: The US has been stripped of its top-notch triple-a credit rating by Moody’s on concerns about rising levels of government debt www.ft.com/content/e456...