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whyishecalledthat.bsky.social
He's got a hell of a nose, too.
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How many PI's advertise it on their vehicle? Wouldn't that be a little obvious if they're, you know, investigating someone?
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I swear I read this exact story somewhere about 20 years ago.
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What happened?
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dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/e...
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It's because haven't a single mineral in your sack, and can't put your foot down when it needs doing.
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How do you not notice that there suddenly isn't a middle one in the line of plates?
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Deserved lol
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How do you know the length? Isn't it still in the wall?
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I love fesses where people just reveal that they're idiots.
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They're literally seeds.
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At a glance, I saw the words "every day", "biro", and "penis", and was momentarily horrified.
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Definitely Antiques Roadshow material. They always have old packages and wrappers,and they're often worth more than you'd think.
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Monster
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We don't need to know about your flaps
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I hope you swallow a bucket of ticks.
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*THROUGH TOUGH Fuck's sake
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Not dogging in the park?
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If it's an abbreviation that they don't know the arbitrary meaning of, have you really done anything?
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"Brown fella" lol
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Bones. I love that show.
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Reminded me of Buck and Wanda Moosejaw.
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Just swipe down on the video to leave full screen. Works the other way, too. Swipe up to enter full screen.
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Easy math
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If you only do it when they're having sex, they never notice.
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OMG I READ RACE AT FIRST, CHRIST
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Can't be a very good one, then.
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Swiss army knives have a stitch awl that are brilliant for poking though though materials.
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Write a polite note with your complaint and nail it to their car door.
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Got it.
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I LOVE sweaty basketball players! And I love you, Mister Takei.
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These are obvious falsehoods. When will it become illegal for him to lie to anyone listening?
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Dad came in her... Being? I guess? Give me a minute, there's something there.
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I like this fess because it is, in fact, something that should only be confessed anonymously. Which I think is the epitome of fesshole content.
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Jorkin it the whole time.
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Can you actually put them on things? Or was it just a wallet code?
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Or three, for those who can count (apparently not me).
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DHOTY? "Didn't Happen", I assume. But I can't figure the other two.
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Not how that works.
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You're definitely not the only one.
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I bet your poor nan died of a broken heart. How how dare you. 😢
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If I needed goggles to see under water, you couldn't torture that fact out of me.
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You're thinking of "felch".
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Usually the "£20, 20 minutes!" sign is clear enough.
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Hard agree
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No true Italian
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She's a saint, because she definitely was disgusted and didn't say anything.
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What if they've been snogging