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Priti was on đ„, Sir M,
Rejecting Fannyâs gaslighting dodgy accounts from the Hooray Henrys at the Treasury & Marxists at the MoD
Priti is a leader, out front leading from behind, inspiring the troops:
âI donât accept thatâ
Iâm booting-up the Corby: Itâs going to be cream slacks in celebration
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Sacré bleu! Sir M,
Ă la maison avec les Balls. Qui est Ă la porte? Eh bien, c'est camarade
Macron with his old slap & tickle, Brigitte.
Conspiracy? I think not! The French have never forgiven us for the Jackal being an Englishman: âPhew, what a dayâ
Well played Mitterrand, or is it Calthropđ
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Our very own Ladies of the parish, Sir M,
Could challenge those political heavyweights:
Jill discusses the implications of the French Revolution on post Napoleonic bread production & the rise of the bap.
Ldy B explains to Eamonn why the Revitalise was meant to be used on the balls of his feet
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Some Members were clearly having trouble âletting their hair downâ
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We must remain optimistic, Sir M,
Would John Lennon have written âWomanâ if he wasnât forced to sing âYouâre a Womanâ when in the BCR?
Pliers & Chakaâs chance meeting with Angela Lansbury on a Caribbean mystery cruise benefitted everyone
& as for Judas, weâll anyhoo, Jesus was rather successful
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âAll rather personal, Sir M,â
Iâll grant you that my âfriendâ, Stan, from Pudsey was playing âMr. Lovermanâ rather early & loudly for a Sunday morning, but it made a refreshing change from Ldy Bâs hunting horn & your cries of âTally-Hoâ
FYI: The Lynx was a present! đĄ
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Exactly, that would put a stop to all their Barking around
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IS IT A BIRD?
IS IT A PLANE?
NO!
Itâs âTfL Bobâ
Good Mornington Crescent to you Sir M,
Iâm on my Hampsteads and Neasdens thanking Bob for tackling Epping fare dodgers up the Arsenal
The Mayor is Turnham Green with envy, although Rotherhithe than me, some of them were Wapping.
Tooting Bec for now
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Queueing in Lenâs for my wild boar & rosemary chipolatas & in comes Tom to thank Len for the black pudding
He glanced at me & asked: âWhoâs the cravatted nancy-boy?â
Well! Sir M:
âInsult me with your Fenella Fielding minge hair stuck round your chops!â
I retorted later at home.
Riff-raff
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âHe might have been about to have sex for the first time in two years, he might have been angry and have lost all reason, but he wasnât going to spill the Guinnessâ
Oops Sir M,
You caught me reading aloud đŹ Nadâs latest novella: âLady Donât Fall Backwardsâ
Chat later: Itâs getting to a good part
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A good friend of mine, Charley, his Aunt was from Brazil, you know, where the nuts come from, & she implored:
âA gentleman should not put his hands in his trouser pockets whilst in the proximity of ladies, thereby avoiding confusion & unnecessary upsetâ
I fear much confusion & unnecessary upsetâčïž
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I knew it!
While we Tories are defeating Reform plc & the Lib-Dems are playing on the water slide, the Trots in No.10 are having Frau von der Lederhosen over for bratwurst & mash
I wonât have it, Sir M!
I will not handle a Euro sausage:
âRise-up in the name of Jim Hacker & the đŹđ§ bangerâ
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Jimmy Corden aspirational desire for the poison chalice of Londonâs Mayor reminds me on your narrow defeat 15:1 of your municipal order [560/33a]: Gussage Parish to appoint you as directly elected Mayor - I think the ÂŁ150k salary against an annual budget of ÂŁ5k worried the old guard councillors
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Dare we dream, Sir M,
That Curtis will put quill to bank balance and write âLove Actually IIâ
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âand âUp the Arsenalâ
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It is disgraceful Sir M,
And just wait for the tidal wave of liberal excuses:
ADHD
PSI
Dyslectic
âDifferentâ
Arsenal supporter
On the Spectre
Pack his trunk!
Itâs off to Highland public school for 10 years - It didnât do his grandfather any harm.
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I was wheeling my 7 bins out this morning when Sven says: âhallo soldierâ dressed as Marlene Dietrich
Final rehearsal of the WIâs reenactment of the Battle El-Alamein & Margie (Chair) asked Swen to sing Lili Marlene during the Big Push to add solemnity
You couldnât make this stuff up, Sir M âïž
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âȘGoodness me Sir M,âŹ
âȘHow could want such fawning sycophancy in the UK? âŹ
âȘLook at them! someone is in danger of choking.
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ahhh Sir M,
Memories of Maastricht
Happy days.
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How exciting Sir M,
Iâm on the badge & T-shirt stall with Dean whoâs operating the press & coming up with the abbreviations:
WTF: âWow! thatâs fantasticâ
FFS: âFundraising Fun Saturdayâ
OMFG: âOh My! Fundraising Gussageâ
All T-shirts will also have a photo of Zander & the parish Poor Box
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What a day to be British Sir M,
Len offering double portions of his Danish pulled pork,
Sven providing taster sessions of his Swedish jojoba executive relief in Ye Olde Cock, Jillâs Norwegian beau, Knut, plying her Parisian & olive baps; & all to Kurtâs rendition of Jerusalem on his Alphorn
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I had a boss like Dickâs
âI CANâT HEAR TYPINGâ
âTHATâS BECAUSE ITâS A FACTORY-YOU đ«â
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It takes me back to my first visit to the village shop in February 1971 & Jillâs mother was having nothing to do with decimalisation
âBaps are a groat each or 1/6d a half Dozen; Iâd rather die than trust that desiccated moneyâ
Anyhoo, her funeral was a lovely affair.
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All too common, Sir M,
all to common.
I recall âmany moons agoâ having a light lunch of crab & chips with Judith Chalmers in Benidorm, away from the hullaballoo & hoi polloi, when she goes off about Spanish fiestas, festivals, cuisine, architecture, beautiful people & language.
Nightmare!
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Cliff Lazarenko, 1985, Jolees club Longton, World Championship semi-final against John Lowe
âI should cocoaâ No prancing, tattooed Mohican-haired Ally Pally glam festival with arrows
It was medieval, raucous, beer-filled, fag-smoked, betting-fest with real men & women & the occasional darts match
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I know this is soooo naughty Sir M,
Iâm going to re-gift my copy back to Boris, so heâll think I think itâs not about him đ€đ€đ€ but some work of fiction.
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Martinâs statistical take on âbottom wiping over Xmas:
âTaking the covariance of going & holding with no T-distribution comparison, itâs effective size vs frequency over fluctuations vs movements allowing for Friedmanâs 2 way analysis of variance when Aunty comesâ
Youâre right Sir M,
DESTROYED!
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I splashed on âSommeâ late last night Sir M,
In preparation of âgoing over the topâ but unbeknown to me my wife had squirted on âTrickle-downâ
Iâll spare you the details, but it didnât last very long.
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What a shame Iâm too old for the Somme.
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Hereâs some extremely rare fly on the wall documentary material of La Di Da Gunner Farage (fondly know as Graham) being assessed on his suitability for promotion & leadership.
I apologise in advance for the film & sound quality but there was a war on.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pILW...
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The Norwegians have always sent an inadequate tree since 1966 after Kirk Douglas, Richard Harris & Michael Redgrave got all the big parts in The Heroes of Telemark.
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In my younger days Sir M,
(I hadnât discovered tweed)
I was courted by the Gang of Four; Shirley said my conkers would swing more freely in the SDP
We were having discussions over tea & fig rolls when I saw you bashing the Bishop of London over women priests; I knew I couldnât leave.
Donât go!
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I see Sir M,
the Procurator General of BS has deemed your âhappy go luckyâ snap of 3 chums sharing a joke as indecorous bordering on lewd.
This censorship of Ginoâs Italian assets is right up there with Michelangeloâs David & Botticelliâs Venus.
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Oh what a shame Sir M,
I thought it was Disney+
With a revamped Sound of Music: How the Vom Mogg family avoided the wants of the local proletariat with hearted numbers as:
Idle-swines
So Long, Farewell & Get Off My Tax Avoidance
Doe, a Deer, a Female Deer BANG! One for the Pot
My Fortnam things
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Update from inside Jillâs pantry Sir M,
Greg has been dismissed
Supposedly, he said he liked Jill because she was working-class & well beyond a certain age
Greg will be making a statement later today after a crusty olive infused artisan cob served with a artichoke jus has been surgically removed
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The wonderful efficiency seeking cleaners of Portcullis House have placed the bin below the Reform Partyâs name cards: A real time saver in the future.
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âI could feel his hot breath upon my heaving portfolioâ
âPM your enemies are at the gates of No10, what to do?â
âCome Naddy to my underground pantryâ
âHe took my trembling hand & guided me to his secret passageâ
âOn entry, 3 MPs were already nakedâ
Good God Sir M!
This is only the 2nd page đł
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The Shires are on parade Sir M,
Great programme:
Kemi will adorn her Barbour with âFarmers do it in their Welliesâ sticker
Farage will make a statementđ€·ââïž
Edna will fire a rocket for farmersâ freedom of speech
Ed Davey will drive a tractor in his trunks
A Tory MP will be caught tad-poling
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Intervention Sir M!
Popped into the shop & was greeted with: âMon cheri ave an Ă©clairâ
Allo, Allo I thought & then noticed that Jill has added an âeâ to her tarts & Claire (they/them) was sporting a beret đ©âđš
This is not the Jill who gave directions to Dover when someone asked for a croissantđĄ