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williamafranklin.bsky.social
Solution-minded, data-oriented, unconventional thinking… attributes that seem threatening to some. To appease myself, I write Pulitzer-worthy satirical, humorist essays. Often overthink. Wife says I’m ‘extra.’ Public safety executive.
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Happy semiquincentennial, @usarmy.bsky.social! Oh, and #NoKings!

Thankfully we have baby AI to get us through the turbulent destruction of our country by our adolescent oligarchy. #stepbrothers #babyai

Dismissive Trump says American children will “maybe have to deal with getting two dolls,” then gets offered a $400 million jet…

Not sure what’s funnier, Martin Scorsese or that dumbfounded clerk behind the counter!

Anyone else celebrating the Ides of March?!

A great Mar10 to everyone, even you Sega fans.

AppleTV’s Severance is the most mind-numbing and stagnant show I’ve ever seen. 𝗬𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗧. We have this amazing connection, so her liking the show is like learning she has a secret eating disorder and devours cotton balls. She’s engrossed and I’m like… are we watching the same thing?!

The future was 42 years ago. This image was taken at the Paris Airshow in 1983. The Space Shuttle Enterprise was transported on the Shuttle Carrier Aircraft (modified Boeing 747) whilst a Concorde is seen taking off in the background. A unique age that we will never see again in our lifetime.

Great weekend to everyone. 𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵: 𝘒𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘒𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘷𝘢

Slava Ukraini! Illustration by Justin Aram #starwars #ukraine #resist