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williamafranklin.bsky.social
Solution-minded, data-oriented, unconventional thinking… attributes that seem threatening to some. To appease myself, I write Pulitzer-worthy satirical, humorist essays. Often overthink. Wife says I’m ‘extra.’ Public safety executive.
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I don’t know how you stay so composed. It’s only been 143 days. Trump has 1,317 days left. Every day we’re more broken, less educated, more in debt, less secure, more divided and less respected in the world. I’m sick of the way things are headed. It’s time to go full #Mockingjay.
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Hopefully - and I say this cringing - we will see a difference after the midterms. 😣
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Maybe Panama Jack’s hospital will fall over flat - like his guided missile destroyer.
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Cannot wait for him to have a raging, debilitating disease. Something so painful that he’s miserable every second of the day and night.
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This is the only news that would give me hope.
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This is the only news that would give me hope.
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That’ll get burned up in one quarter.
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OMG I love this!
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This is the place I turn when my sanity reaches its limit. The only intellects seem to be here.
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You’re one of my favorites on this platform and adore what little I know about you and what you post. So eff cancer and eff MAGA. Just fight and take them both the hell out! 🥰
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Tesla’s are pretty good at setting themselves ablaze.
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JFC I’m inappropriately laughing way too hard at that.
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Where’s Big Balls when we need him?!
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Haven’t heard of that yet. Not sure I want to.
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…yeah. Anyone got an antidepressant I can borrow?
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😍 Y-E-S.
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One day doesn’t reflect much. YTD is even better.
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It’s because you’re excellent to all of us!
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Literally 🔥 fire and 🧊 ice! Great contrast!
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I’d like to personally subscribe to the four year cleanse, please. I heard it comes with real-time cleanse alerts and white noise when MAGA introduces dumbfuckery? That’ll be great. My PayPal is all yours.
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Who has to reboot a Mac? 😅
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My reps are all MAGA. Imma just go with coffee.
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Good luck. I tried twice and barely made it four episodes.
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That’s good news bro!
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I’ll still side with Dems, but really infuriated it’s just crickets from almost all of them.
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I’m lucky, time changes never affect me. Neither with international travel (when I used to travel). Probably because of decades in public safety, up at all hours, on call, working late or early…
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Of course! I just wouldn’t imagine anyone protesting International Women’s Day or women’s rights in general. Not anyone on Bluesky, anyway. This is my place of solitude away from the insane world!
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I’ve misunderstood this whole thread, then.
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I was laughing at him warning men they better have an exit strategy if they were to protest.
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LMAO at the protesting!
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Maybe they should switch to a fact-based platform. We need that more than ever.
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Slowly. A slow, miserable, painful, agonizing death.
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Since ethics is non-existent, costing people money is the only solution.
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It’s been 𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥 than 68%?!
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I finally sent out my first staff report and told them all to be excellent to each other! Going to keep doing that!
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My representatives are MAGA. Good luck.
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I can’t believe he didn’t. He’s a strong leader to sit there and withstand that. It’s probably nothing compared to watching his own citizens being slaughtered, but still terrible to know the turn America is making.