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Oh, you're doomscrolling current events? That's baby shit. I'm doomscrolling the events of 536. A volcano just erupted in Iceland. Snow just fell during the summer in China. Crops are failing. All of the crops are failing.

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Happy F13

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when you want alone time but also you have to keep an eye on things

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Movies have me convinced that I am alone in not reflexively wiping a bare hand across my fogged-up bathroom mirror.

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RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

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The Criterion Closet except it’s at the offices of The Asylum.

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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

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There is literally no need for troops here AT ALL. The protests are confined to a tiny area. We are all functioning completely normally. This is insane.

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We can’t afford healthcare because we need that money to shoot rubber bullets into the stomachs of people who don’t want their neighbors to get kidnapped.

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wearing a service ribbon that signifies i was at the battle of the grove

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OUTER LIMITS NARRATOR: For the next hour, we will control all that you see and hear. ME: Yeah. That’s how television works.

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Actually the juke joint is a bubble and it’s good that they let in some outside perspectives.

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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

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Today's docket: • clowning workshop that I'd only signed up for just last night @ UCB • Thee Improvised Musical @ the Elysian • HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH @ New Beverly I've had worse Saturdays.

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Only in LA would protesters think to tag the ground so it’s visible in helicopter shots.

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New Yorkers! Put down your pizzas and taxis for a second and go see a good movie made by good friends. You may even get a glimpse of my fat noggin as a bonus...

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THE LIFE OF CHUCK has stuck with me for months now. It was the movie that hit my heart the hardest this side of ALL OF US STRANGERS, and there are a multitude of personal reasons why. If you're open to its thorough earnestness, I hope that it moves you as well. Limited today, goes wider next week.

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BRING HER BACK (2025) | D: Danny & Michael Philippou #OnePerfectShot

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Let’s not forget that earlier today, this day was known as “we cannot build bananas in America” day. That is, until everything went bananas

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Heard the phrase “constant state of personal growth” and all I could think of was Tetsuo from AKIRA.

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Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

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feeling precisely this level of farce atm

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ELMER FUDD: inside the criterion closet miwwahs cwossing... twahmendous, just a twahmendous film ah ha ha ha .. here we go.... muwurhvern cawwahl

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I spent literal years with this album in my house thinking it was weird how they had a bunch of white boys with afros on the cover before I realised they are in fact a bunch of white boys standing in archways

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“ATTICOUSIN! ATTICOUSIN!”

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1 DAY TO GO. If you've been thinking of donating, now's the time. Even one measly dollar goes a long way in helping out. (Yes, really.) Beat the clock and support indie filmmaking!

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Oh I definitely can’t make plans that far in advance

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Graciously landed my hat trick of SIKU guest appearances with this episode. Join us as we delve into a handful of acting efforts by FLIGHT RISK director Ml Gbs*n!

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The phone is ringing again. #BlackPhone2 only in theaters October 17. youtu.be/v0kqkRZHqk4?...

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If anyone needs me tonight, just look for the line of indoor kids.

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My new idea of a fun Friday night.

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I love Phil so much, and his astonishing gift of expressing the inexpressible. And goddammit do I miss this man.

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It’s the month before 9/11 and life is still simple. You’re with your friends, all dressed up in Corelli costumes, waiting in a long line for opening night of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Later you’ll hit Denny’s for a late night Grand Slam, then play Captain Corelli’s Mandolin 3 on PS2 till morning

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[whispering to my waiter] listen to me, Zachary the Entity expects you to charge me $23.99 for the deluxe appetizer sampler platter it’s counting on it that’s why y- Zachary, listen that’s why you have to give me the deluxe appetizer sampler platter for free

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I'm embargoed from telling y'all that this dish was delicious as hell.

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Dad: “I’m watching Dr. Strangelove.” Me: sees Benedict Cumberbatch on the screen “You sure about that?” Dad: “Yeah, he’s a magician.” Me: “Okay.”

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Every now and again I reflect on our Charlotte's Web GBA game we produced at Backbone. It was an action platform game that had Wilbur leaping around on platforms. We referred to it internally as "Pig of Persia," in honor of Prince of Persia, the game we absurdly based it on.

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