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oh merry christmas?? give me 5 presents right now

submitted 178 days ago • 6 comments

nice song, i think i’ll listen to it 53 times in a row

submitted 182 days ago • 240 comments

As many people know, Illinois is holding a vote in January to determine a new state flag. I want to know what flags people enjoy the most. Here is the link to vote on your favorites, I will release the results soon! forms.gle/attKvpNajk4v...

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

submitted 189 days ago • 142 comments

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950

submitted 190 days ago • 35 comments

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

submitted 191 days ago • 2109 comments

SPOTIFY: here is your year in review ME: what about december SPOTIFY: fuck december

submitted 197 days ago • 25 comments

WARNING! IMPORTANT INFO! DON’T KEEP SCROLLING! Hi. I just wanted to say hi.

submitted 198 days ago • 31 comments

Guy catcalls me in Target. I tried really hard to walk away but he just kept going… 🙄 Me: Ya know that’s the problem, somebody approached your mama in this same exact way and now we’re all plagued to have to look at you. Him: Tf did yo— Me (with bass): SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

submitted 198 days ago • 3 comments

JOSEPH: got any rooms INNKEEPER: no JOSEPH: i want to see your manager INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”

submitted 198 days ago • 96 comments

oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now

submitted 200 days ago • 214 comments

$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care $275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???

submitted 201 days ago • 164 comments

Base(d)ball.

submitted 201 days ago • 686 comments

wife: what did i ask you to do? me: buy the name-brand repellent wife: and what did you do? me: i bought the cheap stuff wife: you bought the cheap stuff me: it was half the- wife: and what do we have now? me: sigh we have elephants wife: we have elephants

submitted 201 days ago • 10 comments

I’ve been organizing in rural areas since the first Trump administration. Rural Dems can make the difference in races at the top of the ticket. Republicans have all of the electorate they’re ever going to have. Organize to turn out 5% to 10% more Dems in rural spaces. Watch what happens…

submitted 203 days ago • 261 comments

I am such a believer in this. Down-ballot is the way. It’s also how we build a sustainable future of good leaders and infrastructure to elect and support them, as well as the movements they represent. We don’t just need strong candidates. We need strong organizers, managers, CoS, grassroots, etc.

submitted 203 days ago • 605 comments

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Engaged consumers of information and news =bluesky

submitted 206 days ago • 344 comments

ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend. DARKNESS: We went out for wings once

submitted 209 days ago • 111 comments

TLC: ♪don't go chasing waterfalls♪ ME: did a waterfall write this

submitted 209 days ago • 2 comments

I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber

submitted 209 days ago • 240 comments

🎶Life is a highway I'm going to avoid it at all costs 🎶

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Out: I'm sleepy. In: It is time for me to confront the Dream Ape.

submitted 210 days ago • 1 comment

Literally all of Donald Trump's cabinet nominees:

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Ugh, my cicadian rhythm is all out of whack, I gotta get this sorted. Friend: Don't you mean circadian rhythm? Me, already digging a hole to spend the next 17 years underground: No

submitted 212 days ago • 2 comments

X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

submitted 214 days ago • 279 comments

me: time for bed brain: lol. lmao

submitted 214 days ago • 4 comments

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

submitted 214 days ago • 146 comments

Podcast? Back in my day you got a newspaper. To subscribe, you’d call them up. "25 cents a day for your filthy rag, full of lies and comics, please. Every day. Throw it at my house as hard as you can in the middle of the night. When I’m done not reading it, I’ll wrap fish in it."

submitted 216 days ago • 3 comments

Literally me

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments