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Newsom is doing what almost every Democrat in the country is afraid to do right now and he is going to reap all the rewards if they don’t hurry. As a California voter intimately familiar with Newsom’s actual policy bonafides, I am loudly imploring someone else to do that hurrying.

Always an Onion article.

Alert Sound xkcd.com/3100/

Big shout out to the lady who put a ticket in today saying that she needed access to DruPaul. (Drupal - she needed access to Drupal.)

Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵

What in the throwback Gifford Pinchot is this shit? THIS IS A BAD PLAN.

This is so fucking stupid and it's going to waste taxpayer money and resources and firefighters lives on fires that should be left to burn while setting the stage for more extreme fires. Good job www.boisestatepublicradio.org/politics-gov...

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

Btw, the way this happens is someone sends you a comms memo with sample tweets that you are supposed to tweak a little and then post. (Source: me, I've written these memos for campaigns before) So they are all getting the same comms memo here, and I'm very curious who is sending the memo

Marketing teams start hiring sluts challenge

I'm hella late, but Malta's Eurovision entry is amazing. No one tell me anything! I have been waiting.

This is an amazing essay; it puts the "creative" in "creative nonfiction"; the way it riffs on the whole metaphor of "the cloud" is devestatingly great. This was the first submission we ever got from Guam and I'd bet my left hand it won't be the last. Brilliance seeds brilliance, art begets art

Keep being surprised at investors who put money into companies where the value prop is about negativity It's just very hard to monetize negativity: - Advertisers rarely want anything to do with it - Customers will pirate w/o thinking if they can Thinking of Blind, Cluey

Thank you to everyone who gathered today at Capitol to lift up a moral vision for our nation. Programs like Medicaid and SNAP must be protected — because justice, compassion, and care for “the least of these” are not negotiable. 👉🏽 Take action today: www.votervoice.net/JAWM/Campaig...

Two lesbians flirting. They are talking about rocks. One of them is talking about the spiritual properties of crystals. The other is talking about the proper application of different kinds of sharpening stones. They are both too gay to care that they are not having the same conversation.

what the fuck is this contrast?

When I wear my devtools user researcher hat I DON’T ask people if they like a product. Instead, I learn what goals they have for themselves so I can infer why a product might or might not be serving them well.

Kat was my assistant editor at Lion Forge! We worked on many projects together and still do to this day! When you find an editor that's good, you hold on to them! If you're looking for a detail-oriented editor, copy editor, proofreader, or project manager, Kat is the one!

EVERYONE, The Onion is extremely on sale for the next five days. $75 gets you a year's worth of the last good newspaper delivered to your real life mailbox. Father's Day is in five days. America's dads love being duped by wrong information. Buy one for each of your 7 dads. membership.theonion.com

In high school I wrote an essay about Frankenstein being a story about a search to understand ourselves and then in college I did my humanities thesis on how robots are a search to understand ourselves and these have both been permanently fixed in my brain watching the AGI hysteria

As usual, I want to force UI designers to either take their glasses off, or put different ones on. www.theverge.com/news/682636/... "What I want is LESS contrast in my interface" said no one over 40 ever.

"If the Big 4 does not survive this, it also spells the death knell for most printed sewing patterns like ours, since there will no longer be a printer capable of producing large-scale tissue sheets." I … did not know I should be worried I might not be able to get patterns ever again

We have always been copyediting. But at least I have Squishy.

— I found this neat template for a static 1-page site. See, pretty lightweight! — Nice! What’s in src/ ? — That’s the site content and a stylesheet and a bit of JavaScript — Awesome. Where does node_modules/ come from? — Well you run this npm thing and it downloads a few deps into … oh my god

Let This Radicalize You Chapter Six:

In case you need a moment of levity today. Behold Benign Behemoth.

Now that’s a hell of a statistic.