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Her Majesty the King She/They Lurker Medievalist Painfully awkward I do the security stuff. I'd rather be on stage in a unicorn suit because I'm shy.
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No one dreams of work that does not fulfill them.

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Transphobes are without honor #glorytoyourhouse

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Alright, app. If you insist.

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A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.

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If I was Hilary right now, I'd open one of those TACO trucks she wanted to see on every corner. Just thinking out loud here...

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I dreamt a dream tonight...

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I actually believed this for a second. The world has gotten just weird enough.

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Earworm

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Don't tell my laptop, but I'm in love with my Instant Pot.

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What's your self soothing tv show?

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Miss you, Mom.

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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“Vatican bishop picking agency” has conjured images of one of those arcade claw machines picking up priests

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The Holy Trinity of affordable skincare

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He is chosen.

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Happy May Day! Seize the means of production!

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Yay!

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Bop for the end of the world youtu.be/ySwlEYqP4T0?...

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The concept of malicious compliance results in the existence of malicious enforcement. 😈

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Meme: "All our friends on the spectrum are stimming on that new song!" Me: (comes in humming "le poisson Steve") "Hey guys! Check out this new earworm!"

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I get an absolutely perverse pleasure out of being underestimated and then correcting that impression.

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Nourish. Strengthen. Ignore #skinnytok.

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Had to check to see if this was @theonion.com

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Ramps ramps ramps

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

The millennial urge to “lol, lmao”

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you should probably run to your bank and take out as much money as you can and sell all your shares you own and tell all your friends and family to do the same

submitted 75 days ago • 8 comments

Non-shower Shower Thought - "The Hills are Alive" and "The Hills Have Eyes" could be referring to the same hills.

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NGL having sharp pain in the bottoms of my feet every time I walk is getting annoying. (Yes I wear supports and no they aren't helping.)

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So, real question for experts like @kenwhite.bsky.social - When does this start to count as a constitutional crisis?

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I guess I have to give my monthly reminder that the alternative to fascism is not doomerism or accelerationism. It’s finding and building resiliency and community. The alternative to fascism is embracing our shared humanity and one another not by falling further into the trap of atomization and fear

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How on earth (pun intended) do I level up my game with lions mane mushrooms?? I press the water out, I sear it dry in a skillet at high heat and press more water out, season like a steak, flip regularly - and it still either tastes like shitty cheap meat or weirdly-treated seafood. #fungifriends

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Someone please photoshop this iguana on the boat with Moana.

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I don't think this many were even sold. So this includes vehicles still in lots.🙄

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Did you know that Apache don't issue CVSS scores for their CVEs, and vendors are using this to massively over inflate descriptions of vulnerabilities for marketing? No, it's not Apache Camel this week - it's Apache Tomcat, CVE-2025-24813 This is the […] [Original post on cyberplace.social]

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