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Just animals being silly or funny or weird or all three.
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Oh, we're half way there Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

When the doorbell rings.

This!

Love this one

Nobody explicitly told Jeff that he was the third wheel but there were signs.

Be honest, does this peacock dress make my butt look too big?

This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.

Go on, go, walk out the door Turn around now You're not welcome anymore

But they told me I was going to be the new Pope.

Just us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?

Tonight we war.

Love who you want.

You still have some food in your teeth, Pete. Stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers. Here, just let me get it ffs.

Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.

But seriously, plane food, more like PLAIN food, am I right?

Let's get out of here, bro. You're too good for her anyway.

Stop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.

Learn the ways of The Force, you must.

I'm not full. You're full.

I'm sure what you have to say is ribbiting but toadly shut up

Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up

Don't give up. We're almost there. (click the image to see how far is left)

Hodor

When someone tells me to read the news

When you ruin the Easter ham, this is who you call for help.

[Dua Lipa voice] Daaance, dance the night away

Did you say donuts?

My favorite game? Hungry Hippos, why do you ask?

So there I was, crossing the road at night when these two bright white lights came out of nowhere and, man, I just froze.

Luke, I am your pawther

You paid HOW MUCH for that seat?

Now let's do a silly one

The first time your parents leave you alone for the week

You said you got rid of all the mice, Frank!