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writewizzard.bsky.social
He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
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wait does... does this mean I'm a good boy?? @dogs100.bsky.social

people who say @warframe.com sucks are just mad that their little milsim game doesn't have a gun that shoots sawblades

not me trying to explain that "Planeswalker" "plainswalker"are not, in fact, interchangeable terms you gotta be pedantic in this game

I see shit like "a judge rescinded a ruling to block a court ordered reversal to the appeal for a renewal of the rejected counter-appeal" and my brain just shuts off. I'm not built for this climate.

Youngest decided he wanted to make fufu at 11pm last night. All we had was masa. I thought he was going to bust the range top with all the pounding. It turned out pretty good! Sadly we didn't have anything to dip it in at the time, but now we have another project...

I have a profound need for this card

I will come out of my echo chamber when people have something coherent and different to say. A constantly repeating loop of right wing buzzwords isn't going to challenge my worldview.

pretty happy with this shot I got of my Warframe character on her Kaithe mount

I had to explain to someone that the line in "Diggy Diggy Hole" is "suckled from a teat of stone" and not whatever they thought it was

I think I'm the only person who doesn't really care about the Final Fantasy MtG set. You'll notice that I'm mentioning this here, on my own page, rather than harshing anyone else's buzz. Be more like me. I'm awesome.

computer, please produce for me the most statistically average art you can generate. Ideally it should look like a thousand pieces of art were mushed together into a catastrophically average blob. I'm an artist now.

whenever I see people claiming "[character] in [video game] sucks", I first look to see if said character is female or otherwise non-masc. If they are, I know I can safely ignore about 98% of that criticism.

Me: I'm gonna build a deck around my Alela, Cunning Conqueror Narrator: G did not actually have Alela, Cunning Conqueror

it is time for a cheese sandwich

I wonder how many people I can drive away by talking about my Teysa Karlov deck

did a little writing and I'm happy to say I've got Salevar Koyne back in action. My hardass mercenary captain has become a little more villainous, but the attitude remains the same. Also, mouth like a sailor, that one.

I can only afford Warhammer 40

I bought plants for spouse as a mother's day gift so it's like here, have some more responsibility

Being inclusive doesn't mean someone else gets a piece of your pie. It means everyone brings a pie and we all share.

How people think folklore is: One day a prince and a princess met and went on an advevture, fell in love, and lived happily ever after! How folklore really is: There once was a young man who wanted to fuck a pumpkin. He went out into his yard and just as he was about to do the deed, a humble old man

happy Caturday from the goblin horde

If you see this, tell me some writerly folk to follow.

well I went ahead and deactivated my Twitter/X account. Time to get cracking on a new network.