writewizzard.bsky.social
He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
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The true dichotomy of Good vs Evil
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I feel compelled to point out that these are going into my Very Serious Orzhov Angels deck.
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death metal band logos
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Super cool how you made it look hand drawn!
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I'm still trying to find my footing here too
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You know what, I disagree with a lot of the folks in the comments. I think she might be into you, man.
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I dunno about a smiley face but this demon in the clouds is making me feel a kind of way
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spouse is a very chill person normally and has played Magic maybe 3 or 4 times in her life but good Lord when she hits the table she is bloodthirsty. Not even our children are safe.
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Being able to do things like this is the dream.
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What would YOU do with the child in this scenario?
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I doesn't saw the problem
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hey @warframe.com your game is pretty
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why does that look like it makes wheezing sounds while it's operating
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Jaws (teeth)
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Get an aluminum snow shovel. Satisfying clang, and hurts less.
...is what I've heard.
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Does the Pope poop in the wo-- hold on, wrong joke
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This is ROYGBB erasure and I won't stand for it
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I think you could squeeze a couple more in there
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ANUNG UN RAMA
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The young man sat in the jail awaiting trial.
"Well at least I've got my hat," he said.
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The young man plopped his hat back on his head, got back on the orange horse, and ride back to his house.
The humble old man, now revealed as a powerful wizard, pointed to the young man.
"That's him, officers," he said.
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The young man looked at the castle. Then he looked up at the giant.
"I'm coming to get my hat!" he said, and proceeded to fuck every single pumpkin that made up the giant's castle.
"What the crap," the giant said, "here's your damn hat back."
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The young man rode the orange horse up into the clouds where he saw a giant's castle (which was incidentally made entirely of pumpkins).
"Hey giant!" he called. "Give me back my hat!"
"You can have it back in twenty four hours after I've digested it!" the giant called back.
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"My hat!" the young man cried, "the only thing I love more than pumpkins!"
He hurried outside to see the humble old man.
"My hat?" he asked.
The old man waved his staff and the pumpkin turned into a majestic orange stallion (don't think about it)
"Ride and retrieve your hat, young man," he said.
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(who was quite clearly a powerful wizard in disguise) appeared and said "young man if you fuck that pumpkin a giant will descend from the clouds and eat your hat."
"Old people are stupid," the young man said, and proceeded to fuck the pumpkin.
The next day when he awoke, his hat was gone.