wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social
Just a casual observer. I like gaming and cats and all kinds of food and cats again but never as food and comics and dogs I guess and the fact that every scandal in your timeline is called whatevergate.
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Needs to be down right deranged. I'm talking "spin the wheel to determine your own means of execution" deranged. I'm talking "eat the rich is not a figure of speech when it comes to oligarchs. Do you want bicep or quadricep meat?" deranged. That's the only way it'll sink in for future generations.
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Well they'll be pretty secure. Shoot first, detain later secure. I dunno, maybe we'll get lucky and have some actual patriots assigned to that detail
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Fingers crossed the staged event is either followed or preceded by an unstaged one.
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So... What you just sent was a lie. Going off your sentence that preceded your image
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Fun fact: in 90% of the timelines, J K Rowling is still transphobic but nobody except travelers make the connection because she has the good sense to keep it to herself. She doesn't say anything about trans people one way or the other so people just assume she's not a bigot. Funny how that works
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Every taco truck in the country would be there and still make a fortune in spite of the competition and fuel consumption? Why? Because people like me would pay 50 bucks for a taco with an honest to Talos smile on my face
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You might be right but Tesla's stock dropped 20% in a single day. All that Saudi/Russia money used to prop it up went kaboom! It was glorious!
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Best mic drop of the month
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I have another question for white supremacists. When a trait is beneficial, it gets passed on. That's how evolution works. So if your genes are superior, how come mixed race kids aren't melanin challenged?
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When have either of them apologized for anything? Even if it was a stage show, neither would be willing to look like they're taking responsibility for an error because "they don't make errors". My money is on him making an excuse for taking it down. Defamation or twitter TOS or some such bullshit.
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Well that's gotta be exhibit A for the civil suit
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I found one.
www.npr.org/2025/06/06/n...
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Ooooh two replies from the triggered moron. Hey, is all the "waste fraud and abuse'" Elon found a conspiracy theory? If not, where are the arrests. Trump wasn't a pilot. He was a guest according to the inference of the accusation. I get it. Language is hard
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If you go to pedo island twice, yeah. You're a pedo. Hey, if it was so mundane, like trump took a trip to Martha's vineyard, how come Elon presented it as a "bombshell". Does Elon not know what a bombshell is?
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To epstein island? Oh boy, where to start. Oh right. The rampant child molestation. That's where
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Well then, to once again use your argument against you, why hasn't anyone been prosecuted? Isn't it a conspiracy theory until someone is charged?
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Ok, so if what I'm doing is feeding into a conspiracy theory, what is Elon doing by saying that trump is on the Epstein list? Is that not pushing a conspiracy theory? Why or why not?
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Yup. But I needs my fix. I'm building up to something. It's gonna be awesome
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Gosh, what could the world's richest man possibly offer people with a lot of power and very little oversight? A mystery we'll take to our graves
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Mmk. How much waste did Elon find? You bought that bullshit without a single arrest. If one never happens, will you admit you backed the wrong pony? I don't think you will.
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Regardless, if that shit was said in an official interrogation, what would the interrogator's next question be?
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For the same reason why the Wisconsin supreme Court chose not to charge Elon for his obvious vote buying.
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I'm not the one saying he cheated. Trump is. You're just coping your way around that unprompted confession
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Mmhmm sure. This is you right now. Coping hard. Your side has been accusing Michelle Obama of being a man for 10 years on a single slip of the tongue but this is sooooo much more daming. Look at the guy in the background. Notice the pause as trump listens to someone probably going "wtf!? STFU now!"
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And you're deliberately ignoring a single sentence with a subject and a predicate. What is Trump's winning Pennsylvania predicated on?
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How is it a lie? I'm reading the word verbatim
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Hey. Why did trump put those words together in that order? What could he have possibly meant by that? I'm open to alternative explanations but I don't think "trump is a gibbering oaf who rambles incoherently" is gonna be a winning argument for why he should be president
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Just and. In the same sentence. Where he said Elon knows those vote counting computers. Deflect harder. I hear it'll be an Olympic event if we're ever allowed to host it again
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"all those vote counting computers and we ended up winning Pennsylvania". You're absolutely pathetic.
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"he knows those computers; those vote counting computers"
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"he knows those computers; those vote counting computers"
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"he knows those computers...
... Those vote counting computers." It's right there in the link I sent you. You are deliberately ignoring the part that validates what I'm saying which is why I'm gonna respond to your other reply with "yes the fuck you are (deflecting)".
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I didn't even think about it till trump said Elon knows those counting machines and helped him win Pennsylvania. So I'll ask you a third time. What did trump mean
When he said
That Elon knowing about the COUNTING MACHINES
Helped him win PA.
You gonna deflect again? Ask another stupid question?
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Hey. You're deflecting. He didn't say "he really knows those counting machines" and leave it at that. He said that because Elon knows the counting machines, he won Pennsylvania. But I'll humor you. If the president elect said that he won because YOU know windows, I'd want to know what that meant.
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All I'm saying is that I'm sure you've noticed way less Elon dick riding posts on Facebook over the last 18 hours. Cuz I haven't seen a single one and unusually see 4 or 5 every time I scroll.
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He specifically said the COUNTING machines. Why would elon knowing about the COUNTING machines help trump with Pennsylvania? Did I narrow it down for you enough?
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He's still not a bot. They all shut down. This guy is a legitimate loser on some serious copium
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What did he mean by this then? I'd love to hear an alternate explanation. Go ahead. Give me something. Or deflect if you're just a dumb bot.
youtu.be/F9gCyRkpPe8?...
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The bot farms are inactive on Facebook since yesterday. I'm pretty sure Putin is about to have them both fall out of windows. He's gotta be furious
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Please! I can only get so aroused!
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The answer is everyone in congress that let every dumb thing happen so far
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The bots have shut down. Their programming is basically the professional suckup on season one of family guy
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Congratulations! You graduated to second worst timeline. It took you a good minute but you've finally surpassed the one that's identical in every way except with better sound engineers, comic writers and no Watergate to base a naming scheme off of every scandal
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Trump. He's already got one foot in the grave. I'm just being frugal. Like when you eat leftovers that are about to go bad rather than using the fresh produce to make something new
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Me right now: