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2fifty just does not miss

Very funny to see RFK jr goes to the spray tan joint in my neighborhood 😂 💀

Parenting in this era is so funny. One kid at the park told another they were eating “adult chips” literally just Doritos lol

Russ “I want federal workers to be traumatized” Vought

mike johnson genuinely in the running for worst reactionary to come out of louisiana (his competition includes david duke)

Try to stay engaged in local DC politics but absolutely hate how it eventually always spills outside to fly over country who have an opinion on everything simply because it’s DC related

When I first heard they were closing Dupont Circle for World Pride, I thought they meant closing off traffic so people could celebrate and take over the park for a huge happy party. It sounded great! Instead, it's a militarized anti-gay occupation of our neighborhood. F all these people.

We have acres of NPS parkland in our neighborhood that hasn’t been mowed once this year: waist-high grass and weeds, vermin habitat, tick-infested, unusable. But somehow NPS has the resources to “close” an urban park during Pride in the epicenter of the city’s LGBTQ+ community.

Turns out if you don’t stay up late you can feel well rested. Jk I fell asleep reading and found my iPad on my face at 3 am.

The one day I’m too busy to be terminally online and miss all the memes

it is absolutely true that lincoln tried not to get too far afield of public opinion on slavery, calibrating his positions and actions according to what he thought was the mainstream. but it is important to note that at no point did lincoln ever disavow or deny his *sincerely held antislavery views*

i think this new york centric worldview helps explain why these people see national politics the way they do. parochialism of thinking that politics everywhere is the same as it is in manhattan.

Very funny “conservatives will now be the ones adding to the national debt” sir are you new here?

Not the Middle East. America. Bleak.

www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

I should get a membership at this point since we’re here like two times a week

"However, it is very small and could easily be cropped out with video-editing software."

“At the request of MPD” the candy crush cry babies who complain they have to work too much paid overtime

My thoughts after the kind of Monday I’ve had

I have my physical EZ pass in my car but checked my account after a low balance alert and somehow I see transactions in Illinois that happened weeks ago. How is that possible??

But I was told it was mean to say Abolish ICE

Monday comes entirely too quickly. What a scam.

I’m not paying that shit. Send that bill to the dummies in the Midwest who love this because it’s one step up from peek a boo

I feel for them. Graduating into a horrible job market sucks. Nothing more demoralizing then thinking after 4 years you’ll land this great gig and salary but you’re actually qualified for min wage

Enjoy travel influencers but the people doing “day trip with me” bro went from NYC to Rome in 24 hours. You’re doing entirely too much.

Can you satirize something that’s actual reality

Not sure I’ve met anyone more stubborn than a toddler who is clearly tired but refuses to sleep

We’re speeding towards the moment when one of these ICE kidnappings ends in bloodshed.

I hate it here

This guy has murdered hundreds of thousands of people this year, most of them children.

So sick of waking up early every fucking morning

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"Roughly 1,500 babies have been born HIV-positive every day since January 21, because Musk cut off their mothers’ medication." prospect.org/power/2025-0...

Sucks when it’s the snow hole but nice when we avoid this type weather

Very much looking forward to a cold pint of Guinness tonight

Did he just find out the caption under his portrait talks about impeachment and J6? Lol