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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

submitted 20 days ago • 401 comments

Feet! Look at her teeeny soft little toes! #tarantula

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Can confirm.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Just deleted my 23 and Me data, so now I will lose access to such earthshaking insights such as how likely I am to have a cleft chin. Joke’s on them, I own a mirror.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

When you accidentally make a shrine to the god of spring at work. Hail Kevin!

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Settlers were dirty, disgusting, greedy people who coughed and killed their way into stealing trillions of dollars worth of land that was previously cared for by millions of Native Americans for thousands of years. Settlers didn't "build" this country. They stole it.

submitted 79 days ago • 62 comments

I was fretting this week about how none of the books I’ve been reading this year are “favorite” contenders (it’s March lol) but then I picked up this gem and I’m no longer worried. Funniest thing I read in ages, including the literal best dreidel joke ever printed, I’m sure. #booksky 💙📚

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments