wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Parent. Library worker. Tired weirdo.
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Congrats! I just started mine at Wayne State this month. Libraries are among the best places on earth!
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I would pay cash money for that right now
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Christ, what a cunt
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He’s a living PSA for why you should hug your kids.
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The only thing missing here is your humanity.
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I mean, the child income tax credit they all opposed probably would have been a good start.
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I love those loud little jerks.
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It’s ok, I’m not allowed to read Still Life with Woodpecker again (self imposed) because last time I did I started smoking after having quit 10+ years earlier.
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Your opinions are bad and your books are poorly written and derivative of better works.
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Wait that’s hard tho
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The way I just laughed and then kind of lunged for death…
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You guys actually used to do the news, remember?
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Honestly I’m taking this lesson with me. Black people said this dude sucked, and I didn’t give that the attention it deserved.
I won’t make that mistake again.
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Genie, I wish to no longer have eyes
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It’s rough time to have a functioning brain.
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I have found it very useful! I finished the French course, and at I’m pretty surprised about how much written and even spoken French I can understand now (though I do supplement with other learning tools, Duolingo is my main thing). Like look, I know I won’t ever be fluent, but I that wasn’t my goal
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Seriously. If I ever get to retire, you won’t even see me go, just *poof* gone.
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Men would rather train a computer to validate them than go to therapy
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Cool. Now do Trump.
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Yes! Sometimes I consider rereading it, but why ruin it?
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The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers of sex beds
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Right? It’s like throwing a bachelorette party at Dachau.
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I’ve never even been a Superman fan or really have ever felt any particular way about Superman and I get kind of weepy watching this.
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Echo also has concerns.
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Such a specific number!
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They’ve basically self-selected themselves down to oops! All nazis and grifters, so I’m not that surprised. It still sure is something though.
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Me: gets the word bread at the store
“Why does this suck!?!”
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Bad if you want to watch tv, great if you want to turn your living room into an elaborate Home Alone trap.
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Throwing turtles at people while driving. 🐢
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Right? I was very into the fandom back in the day and still only marginally into the actual books, characters, and plot.
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Oh wow, what a shot!
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Nice of you to take time out of your busy day of confirming Trump nominees to do this work, Senator.
Also eat shit, I’m sorry I voted for you.
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With friends like you, who needs enemies? This could prevent me from voting.
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I got survivors benefits from the time I was 10 months old until adulthood, and I have no doubt that money gave my mom the breathing room to give me opportunities and not just survival. Therein lies the problem for republicans.
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At first I was like, at least he has a nice German shepherd to keep him company, but nope just a hoodie.
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Oh wow, putting that in my tbr right now
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I feel like I need a shower after reading that. Not in a good way in case that wasn’t clear.
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I am so very ready to read this, can’t wait! Congrats!
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315 million for this bullshit and they couldn’t have at least wrapped up Santa Clarita Diet? Let this radicalize you.
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That last line packs a punch. Well done!
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Aw, the child slavery infant starvation factory is inclusive. How neat!
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Always.