xbob42.bsky.social
I own more gamepads than any other human.
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How fuckin' bad at using any device on the planet do you have to be to let autocorrect fuck you up the ass like that FOUR TIMES IN A ROW? Bitch can't even proofread his duck before he hits send!
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His home doesn't cost anything to build and he can do it on instinct, relocate his ass at least!
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Oh I remember getting one of those! It was pretty bland but still a fun concept! Should deep fry the whole thing in cake battery, the American way!
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They've clearly got stainless steel appliances and something to catch dripping paint, at least a little bit, so painting over the death mold/scorch marks but catching the paint means it's a high-end landlord!
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I mean maybe if it was chicken noodle, stew's a little heavy for me right now.
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Did it do anything for the miserable input lag?
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A fellow Bryce 3D enjoyer!
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You're being so vague I'm like pivoting between assuming we're talking about pedophiles or just people who hate AI helper characters!
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*Lets, dammit
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It's not that the injustice of the action is their fault, it's the complete inaction that let's it continue completely unchallenged in the political sphere. Really not that hard.
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Hope your butt stuff is okay!
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That's hilariously dumb, but it's also pretty dumb that the screen is at the very top of the box, face-up with almost nothing protecting it. Seems like a disaster waiting to happen.
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I sure hope not, Square Enix just talked about how exclusives are bad for their business and how they're moving away from them.
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Tell me more, friend
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What do you mean? The intellectual curiosity has been lost for a while. Kids grow up hearing about how they need to get into college for *jobs*, not for satisfying intellectual curiosity, developing as a person, etc. And with how expensive college is, that's a sad-but-logical way to treat it.
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Or, for us less fortunate, the repeated-so-often-it-was-a-joke-in-every-cheesy-sitcom routine of our dad getting lost and refusing to ask for directions, adding hours to even the most mundane trip!
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Mr. Sajw, if someone put you directly into a video game, some Youtuber would light themselves on fire about how woke that game was.
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Of course you don't! *Boots up Fantasy Life*
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It's a shame, because they could do so much with the 3D art, but they just go for the most bland, offensively-inoffensive (sorta) look with very little charm or personality. No squash and stretch, no pop or uniqueness to any design, they're so on-model it hurts. It doesn't have to be this way!
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Is the game punching you in the balls or something? What do you mean?? Spend your souls, and spend some time practicing! Or just block if you want to do that, that's a valid option, too!
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The scoring system being inflated BS is not the same as a selection of press people landing on a score and that somehow being tantamount to the quality or playability of a game! You might have different taste! Or might really love something average press gamers hate! You gotta try things!
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It makes sense from a gamer perspective to treat the 10-point scale as a 3-4 point scale, because that's how gaming websites have always treated it. It's completely insane to have some random line in the sand where you arbitrarily avoid games beneath this silly number, though. Like, what the fuck?
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Parries exist in so many ways in so many games, the idea of them being universally good or bad is wild to me. They're, generally speaking, a very fun mechanic that can be tricky to master, but you do get some occasional misses. Same as with many other great concepts!
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of how similar all the parry timing seemed in most of the game, and it only seemed to have a very small handful of tricks (usually baits/mixups of slower attacks to throw you off) to counteract this problem. Made the game much duller and easier. That said, this is only for one genre of games!
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In Souls games, I find what you're saying to be super true, every single attack has slightly different parrying windows, and that's just on the hundreds of NPCs in the world, it's a whole 'nother level with humans. In Sekiro, however, I felt the game was piss easy because
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Inherently good at it? Aren't ways to get better? Bro you can't just use your personal experience and defeatism as a talking point like it's a fact that just sits here in reality. No one "inherently" knows how to fucking parry every attack in games, they *learn* it, through practice+trial and error!
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The ironic part is that the jobs they should replace first are all the C-suite bullshit jobs that are all about cycling golden parachutes. I bet AI could run a company into the ground just as efficiently as any human, and for free!
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"Mansplaining" really has lost all meaning, hasn't it? Just like a Pavlov's dog response to seeing "well" followed by a comma these days.
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My kidnap and eat babies company will FAIL if we have to ask permission to kidnap the babies, your honor.
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Well, it was originally called alumium, then aluminum, then years later aluminium showed up, but I think you're on to something!
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Is... is that a sex thing?
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1. It depends entirely on both what I'm in the mood for and what the game is looking to deliver
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The "games cost a lot more to make now (because of a publisher-side graphics realism push)" argument never made much sense given that games sell to hundreds of times more people (mostly digitally, almost 0 overhead) and these companies report record profits quarterly.
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I built my career in this Nazi bar, and you expect me to just... do it somewhere else?!
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I mean, at least we know ChatGPT exists.
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Mike is wearing a lovely outfit
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They have to drink through straws because that's the only thing that'll fit through the cage bars.
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Perhaps reality has beaten their dreams from fantastical to defeatist realism?
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There's still plenty of people like that here, but at some point it seems like every fucking sociopath under the sun flew here to become a billionaire.
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Whoever wrote this fucking headline needs to be in prison with the rest of them if we ever get out of this bullshit.
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I agree with your ranking, so to me that makes it good!
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Has anyone done a bit with modern angsty Batman saying these kinds of corny lines and doing these wacky antics completely straight-faced?
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Use no bags. Just shape perfect meat cubes one at a time and stack them in the freezer!
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Single game you bought for the year in 91 on a complex, super expensive to manufacture cartridge (with box/manual) that only sold to a few 100 thousand people tops was $80? Guess that's a good reason to charge $80 for unlimited digital copies to millions of people flooded by game releases weekly.
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He's feeding the next generation of worms, the most he's done for any youth in 50 years.
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I find it more offensive that this is a white card. At least with FFXIV, Dragoons are a lot closer to black! How am I to cast the eye into the abyss by playing WHITE?