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PAT SAJAK: It’s your spin ME: I’ll take people who look like defective Ken dolls for $69 PAT SAJAK: wrong show and that’s not a real category or amount ME: what is Pat Sajak PAT SAJAK: I do not look like that VANNA: actually you kinda do ME: thank you Lana Del Rey

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments

they should invent horrors that cease

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

The French term for “twist ties” is “cravates de torsion”.

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Even the good news now is like “judge temporarily blocks administration from performing fingernail torture on people who recycle.”

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Due to an unfortunate typo the kickoff of today’s football game was decided by a colin flip. I’m told he is expected to make a full recovery.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if the fascists are really considering what it means that people against them right now are in such numbers they move like water flooding cities.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I like the way you work it No dignity

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Respect to the young girl sitting behind home plate at the TOR/PHI game wearing a Phillies jersey and a tiara. Just out there living her best life like the queen she is.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I saw the hashtag #FossilFestival and at first I thought it might be referring to the "Dead & Company" tour. And in a sense, I suppose it is.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

To avoid scams, my bank suggests creating a code word which could be based on "family memories or an inside joke". I can just see it now: "Nana, I was in a car with my friends and we got stopped and they had drugs and now I'm in jail! Can you send me bail money? Oh, also: Boogers."

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Disco! in the Panic Room

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just got served an ad that said “Ways to retire comfortably on $1,000,000” and I didn’t click through but I bet the main way, like the top item, is to have $1,000,000. That would be a solid start, in my opinion.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Dr. Seuss' mother was the renowned massage therapist, Ma Seuss.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I’m at the Halsey concert. I’m at the Canada vs Côte d’Ivoire soccer match. I’m at the parking lot between the Halsey concert and the soccer match, waiting to pick up my daughter, and it looks like both events will let out at the same time. Send supportive thoughts. Or a helicopter.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

What’s your favourite song about a woman who keeps a face in a jar by the door?