xenochrony.bsky.social
Mostly harmless. Toronto/Wendat territory. he/him (avi credit Charles Rue Woods)
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Reminds me of that very efficient fireworks display in San Diego when all the charges were inadvertently fired at once. A real time-saver! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVh...
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everything these chatbots can do is just 4 hour workweek outsourcing shit laundered through a mechanical turk
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Also pictured: CN Tower (not to scale)
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A recent phenomenon for me (I’m in my mid-50s) is that when a dream scenario starts to turn unpleasant, my brain steers it into something more benign. I’m not sure how or why, but it is certainly welcome. I deal with enough anxiety during my waking hours.
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On the broadcast her orange outfit was complemented by Jamie’s pale blue suit, drawing inevitable comparisons to the suits worn by the guys in Dumb & Dumber.
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No deal, Howie.
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Methematics and mathamphetamine?
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Jeez, where are they playing this hypothetical game, Coors Field?
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I’m pretty sure at one point I said “JUST SINK ALREADY!”
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"Grampa, I'm at the train station and my card is being declined and I can't get home! Can you send me money for a ticket?"
Grampa: "Oh, is that so? Well, answer me this: what does our family call farts?"
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Don't feel bad; it's a victimless crime. Like burning an autonomous vehicle in the dark!
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Say hi to Leon
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this mf said “Chocolula”
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when they say “seasoned wood” that’s also not what it means
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Which would be great - I’ve been a fan since her Toronto Six days - but CJ is too good to be stuck as a third-string goalie for another season.
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Please
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Good morning Ray
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Amidst all this goalie movement I hope that Carly Jackson ends up getting more playing time, I think she deserves it.
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Wait, is there a shootout happening? I don’t know how soccer works.
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Okay the concert is still going but the match has ended. The final score was nil-nil, so really all those people did was watch men running around on astroturf for a couple hours.
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Help them, they’re feeling so isolated right now.
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Boon & Doggle
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I don’t care to watch it either but in the first one it looked like one cop was deliberately making his horse turn around quickly so it might accidentally step on the guy even though it had been trying to avoid him
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I’m really disappointed to see her go. And I’m relieved that Maltais has been added to the protected list.
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Welp, those are the two players I mentioned wanting to protect when you asked. At least the Sceptres will be hanging on to one of them.
Gosling was a good pick, I bet she’ll light it up next season.
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wombat narwhal
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Resident Evil would be Drwg Preswyl