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Father, photographer and creator of things #heyscoops #debhead
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The only real failure is abandoning your principles. Killing what you love because you can’t bear to part from it is selfish and stupid. If your reputation can’t absorb a few blows, it wasn’t worth anything in the first place.

Doctor: I’m afraid you’ve been in an eight-year coma. I have to tell you that Nazis are in charge of America but it’s ok, a giant comet is going to kill us all in 7 years. Me: shit. I’ll distract myself with something comforting. Harry Potter? *doctor shakes head sadly* Me: Gaiman?? Doctor:

Avengers Endgame basis is actual physics?!?!? phys.org/news/2025-02...

@shwood.com I'm considering relocating from Michigan to the Austin area... would you recommend?

If you’re getting bummed remember tonight there’s another new episode of Severance to kvell about. 😀

The reason Meta platforms have become so unusable is bc they've trained users to treat social media like one big customer service complaint hotline. FB is not where you go to broaden your POV; it's where you go to bitch at clothing brands and restaurant chains.

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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Two words for certain types of people, should you need them: microlipet: one who gets all worked up over nothing. struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’.

Listening and laughing to the podcast whose title was named after me (and a bit during the episode). So long ago now.... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

Every President in modern times has made controversial pardons on their way out. At least Biden is pardoning his son ... I would do anything for my children

Maddow: That is the behavior on January 6th that Trump is praising and promising to use the pardon power for. So, yeah, tell me all about the scandal of the use of the pardon power.

I love @susiedent.com and absolutely love this game. it's a great mobile game

I've worked with so many 'eye servants' in my life. I wish I knew the proper word long ago. I've always just called them assholes

I'm so old, I remember when the Internet was full of geeky news and discussions... instead of politics, violent arguments, and "alternative facts" 🫤

Did you know BlueSky only has 20 employees? We would like to say a huge THANK YOU to those 20 warriors (who are working 24/7 to keep up with the incredible growth) for giving us a space to share. We escaped hell to be here. Thank you, @bsky.app & Jay Graber CEO (not a billionaire)

The guy spend a chunk of his childhood in an internment camp because our government thought he might be dangerous because he was of Japanese descent. He was also gay when you were forced to hide it. It’s been much worse for a lot of people in our history. George knows what he’s talking about.

Today, November 25th 2024 is the day we officially learned that justice in America, in fact, does NOT matter. #sad

And that’s a wrap for me on Wednesday. These last months have been such a wonderful experience. Can’t wait for y’all to see it. 🖤🖤🖤

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause." - Queen Amidala

awesome game @susiedent.bsky.social

Twitter is dead. Long live BlueSky. iandunt.substack.com/p/twitter-is...

For any fans of Wordle and similar word games, Two Words is back and (we hope) even more accessible. You can give it a go here. twowords2.page.link/play Thanks to all those who are already playing. And beware the Susie bot!

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Ok, I'm trying to remember how to use an app like this. I've been so jaded for the past 4-5 years

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.

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