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xoddiel.me
A nerdy, 24 y/o, cis (he/him), ace (aegosexual), macro enthusiastic orca (πŸ‡³πŸ‡± πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ). Very much NSFW! PFP: @koorikitsune.bsky.social, banner: @flexflixfox.bsky.social
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My favs macro March parts βœ¨πŸ’œ

product testing

"I'm sorry, I think I'm gonna have to let you go :c" "Wait! NO!" *drops them into my mouth*

Boom, crack, sound of my stomps The thooms go on and on and on and on and on and Boom, crush, makes me feel good Come on to me Come on to me now >:3c

I would never hurt a micro... Thankfully for me, you're normal sized and I'm a macro, so... >:3

Growth

YCH Comms for @xoddiel.me

#nsfw #hyper More coloring woooooo This time it's a monochrome sketch I got from @theneonfox.bsky.social a while back! Seems fitting considering how hot it's getting recently. (It was a high of 89 today please send help and ice pops)

The asexual urge to have a huge, heavy, fluffy head on top of you so that you can scratch it and pat it until you both fall asleep

I told you we’d be back

The asexual urge to have a huge, heavy, fluffy head on top of you so that you can scratch it and pat it until you both fall asleep

The benefits of eating a bus

Once again thinking about a story that explores the philosophy of sentience and consciousness, and it's getting to the "fuck it, I'll make it myself!" point

Given the shitfuckery of Telegram, I also have Signal if anybody would like to switch our convos there

> A story of 300 pages Oh wow, that's impressive. Nice! > 12k words. Nic- *realization* Wait... That's 40 words per page...

⭐️PSA from your local Asexual!⭐️ πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ 🌈Happy pride everyone!🌈 πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ

June is upon us. I gotta say, as an aro-ace, it's really hard sometimes to look around me and NOT feel like I SHOULD feel something. Like I don't get to enjoy this whole huge chunk of life because I'm broken in some way I know it's bullshit, but it is hard to reason with emotions man

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this rules "I am old, and I am a legend, and fuck you all I'm going to use my platform to support trans people" good for him

Sorry what was that? You said "Godzilla'd their way across America" and I stopped paying attention

"Yeah, I'll take a look at it. I mean, it is part of my responsibilities." "It will all be your responsibility soon :)" I think this is simply the most ominous thing a colleague has ever said to me

A small gift for @zeloen.bsky.social

When you say "Good afternoon" to the train conductor when it's 7am

I was gonna make a post about this endless void inside of me Turns out I was just hungry

AM or PM? πŸ•’πŸ¦ | patreon.com/temiree

Who's this Vulkan I keep hearing about? And why do they need to be kept in the shade?

Screw "local dragon" I want a "global dragon" >:3c

1 year on T this month :) #oldart

still here, still cute 🧊🍨☁️

I have successfully snuck furry VN references into our very serious codebase

(Upgraded!) Sketch requested by @xoddiel.me during May's Patreon-sponsored stream. Xoddiel (he/him) belongs to @xoddiel.me . Do not steal him. He seems to be feeling a bit rampagey at the moment. πŸ‘€

Living with Xoddiel means you'll eventually have a way too close and terrifying encounter with the thing inside of him Can't tell whether that's a perk or a con tbh

Pro: you've became your OC Con: your fursuit took over your body