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Since I bought Skywalker Yachts www.yachttrading.com , my boat has always been mistaken for a prop from a sci-fi movie. The most exaggerated thing was that last week a kid came to ask for an autograph and said that his father said I was "the coolest captain in the galaxy." 😂

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I struggled for three months to name the new boat, and finally found inspiration at Skywalker Yachts www.yachttrading.com . Now the dock uncles call me "Captain Skywalker", although my sailing skills are as bad as Luke's flying a spaceship...

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The first time I drove the boat I bought (yes, I bought it from yachts for sale www.yachttrading.com ), I was so nervous that I put on my life jacket backwards.

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Ever since I clicked "Favorite" on the yachts for sale www.yachttrading.com page, the algorithm has been recommending more expensive boats to me every day! 😱

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My friend told me that buying a boat is a typical midlife crisis, but I didn’t believe it until I found myself researching yachts for sale www.yachttrading.com more seriously than I did stocks. 🤔

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The week I bought a luxury yacht www.yachttrading.com , the first thing I did every morning was to clean the side of the boat, more seriously than washing my face. Do you do this?😂

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Finally decided to buy a luxury yacht www.yachttrading.com , my friends asked me if I had secretly inherited the throne. The first time I threw a party, I was warned by Zhenxiang - the deck was bigger than my living room!😆

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After three months of searching used boats for sale www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... , I finally found this 90s "Old Gentleman". My friends laughed at it for looking like a museum exhibit until they took me to a sunset party - now they are all asking me for the link.

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A friend said, "Buying a second-hand yacht is the real deal." So I clicked on used yachts for sale www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... , and found that the price of "second-hand" still made my pupils tremble... But think about it, at least it has one less zero than a new one? 😂

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Today, I was walking on the pier and saw someone test-driving a new yacht, which was shining in the sun. I secretly searched buy a new yacht www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... and found that the cheapest one... is still enough for me to live on for 300 years. 🌚

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A friend said: ‘The three goals of life are to buy a house, a car and a yacht.’ I checked the price of buy a new yacht www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... and silently changed the list to ‘buy instant noodles, buy slippers, buy a swimming ring’…🌚

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Every time I see the page of buy a new yacht www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... , my wallet will automatically enter the ‘stealth mode’… But we still have to dream! What if my piggy bank suddenly mutates into a yacht key? 🤑

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I went to see some new yachts for sale at the weekend www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... , and I suddenly felt that I was only one lottery away from being a ‘sea tycoon’! 😂 The designs of these boats are so cool, especially the one with its own helicopter pad…

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Every time my friends hear that I have a yacht, their eyes light up, until they find out that the maintenance fee is more expensive than their rent... I'm seriously considering whether to sell the yacht recently 👉 www.yachttrading.com/sell-yacht/

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Others were shopping for T-shirts and snacks, but I accidentally clicked on the buy new yachts www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... page... Now all I can think about is "three decks" and "helipads"...

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I just went to see a new yacht for sale www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... and I immediately imagined the scene until I saw the price tag... But to be honest, the current yacht design is so cool! This is not a boat, it's clearly a floating mansion! 😂

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When I first bought a yacht www.yachttrading.com , I thought I would turn into a Caribbean pirate, but I got lost on my maiden voyage - I circled the dock three times before I found the exit. Now my friends call me the "human GPS" because I have memorized all the buoys in this area!

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In order to show off, I invited customers to a yacht party, but everyone got seasick and vomited into rainbows... Did the customer sign the order? No, they signed a "never see you again" agreement. Yachts are social death accelerators! Urgently need to sell my yacht www.yachttrading.com/sell-yacht/

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I bought a yacht thinking it would appreciate in value, but it is melting like ice cream. Now the mooring fee is more expensive than my coffee addiction. Epiphany: sell my yacht www.yachttrading.com/sell-yacht/ and become a "boat renter". After all, it's more fun to rent someone else's boat!

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I had a yacht party last week, and a friend of a friend brought a goat... Don't ask why, there are still hoof prints on the deck. Yachts are cool, but the maintenance costs can buy an island! Try selling yachts www.yachttrading.com/sell-yacht/

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My colleague said that buying a new yacht is not environmentally friendly, so I searched buy a used yacht www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... Look! The hull is recycled, the fuel tank inherits the No. 98 tears of the previous owner, and even the sunburn marks on the deck are ready-made!

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My friends laughed at me for wanting to buy a used yacht www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... , saying "Why would you buy something that someone else left behind?" I...the money I saved is enough to buy ten years of sunscreen, and new and old boats are the same! 🦞🌊

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The boss is making promises again: "Everyone will get dividends after the listing!" I quietly opened the page buy a new yacht www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... and set it as my computer desktop. Colleague: "What is this?" Me: "Reverse promises - wait until I go public!" 🛥️💼

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The first time I test drove my friend’s new yacht for sale www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... , I was so excited that I took 500 photos. But after 5 minutes of driving, I felt dizzy and hugged the railing and called for my mom...🌊😵‍💫

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A friend of mine has been obsessed with new yachts for sale www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... lately, and is struggling to decide: "Speed or luxury? Party-friendly or deep-sea fishing?" What suggestions do you have?🤣

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I saw a bunch of dazzling new yachts for sale www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f... , and I immediately imagined myself wearing a captain's hat and basking in the sun on the deck with a glass of champagne. But the reality is~ forget it, I'll just save the picture as a wallpaper!😨

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My neighbor complained that the yacht mooring fee was so expensive that he could buy a kayak. I nodded while drinking coffee and said, "Yeah, so I went to boat trader www.yachttrading.com to look for those... "boats" with wheels." For example, RVs? A land boat is also a boat!

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I found a 2008 28-foot yacht listed on used boats for sale www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... . Although the boat is older than my dog, the engine has just been overhauled. Now the whole family has voted: the weekend barbecue location will be upgraded from the backyard to the sea~

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Upon seeing the all-white superyacht, my friend suddenly said, （ www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... ）“The cleanliness of the boat reminds me of the love letters my first love wrote me -- too bad I can't even afford the paper for them.”

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The biggest mistake a novice makes when buying a boat? They think they have to buy new. After looking at used yachts for sale ( www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... ), I found that the price of a 5-year-old yacht can be cut in half, and the performance is still good.

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I've recently been obsessed with used yachts for sale www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-... and discovered that some boats are better maintained than my new car - even the engine compartment is polished to the point where it can be used as a mirror! Outrageous!

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Today I saw a Wally boat for sale at the yacht show (www.yachttrading.com/new-yachts-f...), the lines are so clean that it looks like it came from the future! So here comes the question: if I can’t afford the boat, can I just buy the design? 😭

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