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yomichael.bsky.social
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Need that mud brother

FUN FACT: Helen Hunt is a stage name, her given name is The Iliad

It’s time for a girl pope

2025: Everyone on all sides just learned the word “feckless” and won’t stop pouring it into every sentence on all topics at all times 2020: “elide” 2015: “pivot” 2012: “bandwidth” (as in how much ability you have to handle a thing)

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It’s time for a girl pope

SING SING by the team behind JOCKEY- Clint Bentley and Greg Kwedar and with amazing performances by Colman Domingo and Clarence Maclin, is a powerful film- shot in 18 days with unstoppable faith and truth- please see it, if you can

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

Thank you Phantastic Ferniture for the music 🧡 🪩

ZACH CHERRY APPRECIATION POST: I love Zach Cherry

Finally have a button to press when I hear a wizard sneak a slur into their incantations

ah fuck

in 2024 I set myself a goal of listening to 366 new-to-me albums & eps & I did it & it sucked! 2025 I will be enjoying music again not turning it into homework

every year should start with a saturday, I will not be thinking this through at this time

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

one of my central beliefs, really genuinely and sincerely is that cars are fundamentally evil and indoctrinate people into extremely reactionary ideology. I am not joking.

My hope for 2025 is all of you “didn’t have that on my bingo card! xD” types put weirder shit on your bingo cards, let’s bankrupt god

you are fucked sir, you are a disgrace to the cheffing profession

I think they should do another Outbreak 2025 weekend & also it should be in Perth, I should also get to go for free for providing this great idea. Make it happen @mcuban.bsky.social

posting this on /r/cryptozoology saying I’ve found bigfoot & immediately receiving thirty threatening calls to my home phone

Happy black friday month to all who observe

another day making control 2. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss ahti. buddy, they won't even let ME kiss him.

It’s the return of the one trve horsegirl youtu.be/YF1odzEHAAY?...

@professoroak hey man get a load of this guy

4 weeks in western australia & im already thinking normal thoughts like “boy can’t wait for dung beetle season”

if my boxing knowledge is correct, now would be an ideal time to do an elaborate heist at the bellagio casino with a charming gang of rogues

People keep warning me about the sharks/spiders/snakes/magpies in WA but so far the only thing that’s actually harmed me was a crack in the footpath, eat shit nature

seeing Jeff Rosenstock tonight for the second time this year, this time in my home hemisphere so im bringing my best “woah-ohs” & headbangs

every day, I too grieve the fact that Kurt Cobain never experienced GPS

I keep thinking the fact that the big buzzy things to come out of the tech sector the last few years has been technology that primarily is useful for scams (crypto and AI) and stuff that raised a bunch of a money and never materialized (the metaverse, a scam).

utterly baffling scam

it feels perhaps “goated” to me that every piece of technology now works worse than it did ten years ago

Libby should let me nudge people who have books I want

Everybody should read Swan Boy