youknowit.bsky.social
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Stick a fork in you. You're done.
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Gonna have to stop arming Russia now. Oops.
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Y'all suck.
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Grocery store in Winston-Salem mid-90s. Maya Angelou regally strides through the doors from her chauffeured ride parked at the front: "Boy, fetch me some ginger." Fetched her the nicest bit of ginger root I could find. "Thank you."
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Corporate media dances with them wut bring 'em.
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His money? If he thought of it as their instead of his money they'd still be married.
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Had*
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I asked ChatGPT what a dictionary was. It whispered sweet nothings to me and I drifted back to sleep.
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Two weeks or so...
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This guy is destined for the guillotine.
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Not having to listen to fuckheads is a bonus.
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Reads like a sternly worded letter.
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One difference. That guy wasn't a pedo. This guy, though...
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So long as you cook it first.
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ACAB
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Nah. I know bigots still proud of their George Wallace vote. Sad but true.
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Faaaaaaack, no.
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Saudis will pay him $300,000,000 for it.
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That's why we call them Dookies.
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Yup.
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Immediate paywall notification itself then blocked by a TOS pop-up. They really don't want me to read this story but thank you anyway.
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What if they take up golf instead?
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Had a PT job in a grocery store in the 90s. My coworker was a Russian immigrant with a PhD in chemical engineering from a Russian university. Her shelf stacking was excellent.
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Your honor, my client's fingers were crossed when these statements were made. He's also declared a take-back, so this matter is now fully resolved. I'd like to thank the court for their time.
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Art Pope.
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...and blocked.
I wonder if it was something I said?
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Absolutely. Wonderful advice.
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You're very welcome.
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Thanks for 'splaining that, man.
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I thought those restrictions were for US or NATO supplied munitions. Zelensky said these drones were manufactured in Ukraine.
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One of the first of many coming examples of America's newly established irrelevance on the world stage.
Thanks, Dotard!
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"We're not cutting any benefits. We're just cutting who receives them."
Would be the asinine rationalization at play.
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My mom makes hummingbird cakes too. Goooood stuff!
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I've only got the two and I'd prefer to leave them be, tyvm.
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The face of a man earnestly composing one helluva sternly worded letter. Yessirreebob.
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When they implement these features in the US, there'll be an additional mandatory monthly fee.
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He's providing the verbal golden shower.
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My gg-grandfather was killed by his son-in-law in an argument in 1927. The news article recorded his last words as "You have your gun there. Use it."
Luckily (sorta?) that gun was a single barrel shotgun and his companion 12 year old son lived to tell the tale as the murderer was slow to reload.
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For now.
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But since humiliation is his kink, is this really something he didn't want?
The release of the tape may be one of the most orgasmic moments of his weird life.
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Gay is normal. Paying $10k to wear an ill-fitting costume to lick a foot? Not so much.
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We should start with Cubans then.
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Me too. It was a wonderful music player. Last piece of Microsoft hardware I'll ever buy though. They burned me for the last time.
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I bet it involves whining. Lots of whining.
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So his role as scapegoat for horrendous actions is complete.
The GOP did this.
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I remember a press conference/Clinton era. DOJ was asked about the disparity of their focus on street crime instead of white collar crime. Spokesperson replied it the difference between "Bad people doing bad things and good people doing bad things."
That idiot statement has stuck with me for years
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Wouldn't use that brush. It's been enshittificated.
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"I can talk longer than anyone else in DC!"
In the mind of the average American this isn't quite the accomplishment Senator Booker imagines it to be.