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Well. Didn’t see that coming. Bye then Wimmer.

apologies to bill (they had to move) (march 22 1992)

The character names in 'Toast of London' are, without hesitation, the greatest collection of names in any televisual presentation.

"David Bowie could become one of our biggest stars". The Motherwell Times predicts the future in July 1967.

Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

The British public refuse to accept that it's cheaper to provide welfare than withdraw it. Fewer benefits result in increased crime and poorer public health, requiring increased resources for the police and NHS. Prevention is cheaper than the cure, it's that fucking simple.

Cutting international aid is one sure fire way to ensure that the entirety of the developing world feels more affinity to China and Russia than the west. You might not care about that now, but a time will come when it will matter.

Column. On Pornhub. www.thetimes.com/article/878b...

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Who made this 🤣

Billionaires from the 19th century were all cunts, but at least they built the odd thing for the people. Where's my Elon Musk library? Jeff Bezos hospital? Instead they're building fucking rocket ships and trying to unseat governments.

There should be a directory of non-gammony tradesmen. I don't want to hear your views on stopping the boats when I bring you a brew. Just fix my boiler.

#sgtpepper2024

A short poem on Peter and Helen Cushing

NEW in store - the Motherwell lads. 20 players plus boss Stuart Kettlewell. Available on black or white T-shirts, prints, mugs and tea towels at fitbatweets.com Retweets appreciated.

It’s been a long time since I did a Motherwell design for the shop so if you’re a Well fan or you know anyone who might like this then please share. Thank you.