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If Tom Cruise wants to sit on Graham Norton's sofa and tell boring anecdotes to publicize his shit film, he should first do a proper interview, with someone from newsnight, with no pre-conditions, and answer questions about his silly little cult.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Well. Didn’t see that coming. Bye then Wimmer.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

apologies to bill (they had to move) (march 22 1992)

submitted 27 days ago • 60 comments

The character names in 'Toast of London' are, without hesitation, the greatest collection of names in any televisual presentation.

submitted 33 days ago • 12 comments

"David Bowie could become one of our biggest stars". The Motherwell Times predicts the future in July 1967.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes

submitted 61 days ago • 105 comments

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

submitted 62 days ago • 178 comments

The British public refuse to accept that it's cheaper to provide welfare than withdraw it. Fewer benefits result in increased crime and poorer public health, requiring increased resources for the police and NHS. Prevention is cheaper than the cure, it's that fucking simple.

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Cutting international aid is one sure fire way to ensure that the entirety of the developing world feels more affinity to China and Russia than the west. You might not care about that now, but a time will come when it will matter.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Column. On Pornhub. www.thetimes.com/article/878b...

submitted 117 days ago • 5 comments

👇🏽👇🏽

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Who made this 🤣

submitted 134 days ago • 704 comments

Billionaires from the 19th century were all cunts, but at least they built the odd thing for the people. Where's my Elon Musk library? Jeff Bezos hospital? Instead they're building fucking rocket ships and trying to unseat governments.

submitted 139 days ago • 14 comments

There should be a directory of non-gammony tradesmen. I don't want to hear your views on stopping the boats when I bring you a brew. Just fix my boiler.

submitted 140 days ago • 16 comments

#sgtpepper2024

submitted 183 days ago • 72 comments

A short poem on Peter and Helen Cushing

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NEW in store - the Motherwell lads. 20 players plus boss Stuart Kettlewell. Available on black or white T-shirts, prints, mugs and tea towels at fitbatweets.com Retweets appreciated.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been a long time since I did a Motherwell design for the shop so if you’re a Well fan or you know anyone who might like this then please share. Thank you.

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