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Here for the laughs not the misery. Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
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Poor muppet was spayed today. She’s completely off her face. She’s been like this for 10 mins. I think she’s sleeping. She also has to be crated because she’s half poodle and spends most of her day walking around on her back legs, like a circus dog. Not advised in her current state. 😩

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Loving the replies.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

It's funny, but yes, don't do it.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

A hippopotamus can run faster than humans on land and swim faster than them in the water, so your only chance to beat a hippo in a triathlon is to have a really strong cycling stage.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

listen i don’t care if you ask me a thousand times i won’t take you to funkytown i’m only going as far as groovyburg but you can take the bus from there

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Car is getting its MOT today. Tomorrow 17 is getting the first part of his ASD assessment and Wednesday the dog is being spayed. I also have several pieces of home admin that can’t wait. Somehow I have to fit in a full time job around this. 😩

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

You can’t park there mate

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Message from Dave. His pecker is O.K.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Went with Hilda to buy some slacks I think she has gone mad.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments